i hate mornings but i love you
literally the ideal man is someone who respects women, is stupid as all fuck and likes getting pegged
requested by garden-of-faith
me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..
My psychologist: You have to, do things
me:
how to tell if im a dilf or a regular dad
Boy: I like you :) Me: Congratulations… you played yourself
dwayne johnson, paper, scissors
*holds ur hand* bro… u look so pretty tonight
anyone else a soft bitch tonight