Dvyfknjns - Tired

my hog is something so important to me

date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you

I’ve had this joke in my head for goddamn WEEKS

this pride month let’s all shoplift

y'all mind if i

can’t…im shy

Kissing a cat’s soft little head gives you +10 HP

literally the ideal man is someone who respects women, is stupid as all fuck and likes getting pegged

Update on my pentacle garden altar - plants inside: mugwort, hosta, calla lilly, parsley, mint, petunias, bugleweed, marshmallow, chamomile, calendula, periwinkle, and rosemary.

it’s about time I contributed to the online discourse

bricks are domesticated rocks