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this is some funny shit like omfg

Snow Fight - Kylo Ren vs Rey Part 4 (Masochist Kylo)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

TBE - tired bitch energy

Reblog if you ship reylo and feel really good about it.

it’s that time of year

“You think she’s undamaged, with her pale skin and too blue eyes, no scars for you to see. Seek deeper… We all crave relief, from pain, and relief comes far too easily with sharp silver and carved skin. She may not have scars for you see, but they’re there. She’s locked them in. For every time she doesn’t mark her skin, it tears her from the inside. For every time, the angry words and the equally angry tears, muffled by the pillow had to be enough; an invisible scar drew itself. Unseen scars are harder to heal, easier to conceal. For every scar she doesn’t have, she does. Go look.”

— FLC (It’s harder not to…)

She never seemed shattered.

Sometimes i hate summer i can’t hide under blankets while reading smutty fanfics bc it’s too hot

“The saddest truth is realising you have fallen madly in love with what can never be.”

— Michael Faudet

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

Edit: People, I’m an English and creative writing double major in college; I understand that there’s nothing wrong with simply using “said.” This was just for fun, and it comes in handy when I need to add pizzazz. 

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“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

“Some days I’m Van Gogh’s Starry Night other days I’m his suicide letter.”

— souu-h 

>>x<<

From WeHeartIt

rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth

which chadwick are y’all today

i’m 7

OMFG YOU PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING STUPID!!!!!!!! ok mini rant over

Its funny because ive read like three Sevmione fics where they had to shag or cuddle to keep warm.

Fic summary: two characters are trapped in freezing conditions

Me: *cackling maniacally* oh NO. HOWEVER shall they keep warm?

Lmao you mad professor? I can be just as smartsass as you 😂😂😂

potions class more like stare suspiciously at snape for an hour

Ok first off how do you hate DAMON GODDAMN SALVATORE he is a sexy vampire who’s eyes are like too pretty for words, and secondly why TONY FUCKING STARK?!?!? He is IRONMAN FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!! And lastly really... really lay off of PROFESSOR POTIONS MASTER SEVERUS TOBIAS SNAPE THE HALF-BLOOD FUCKING PRINCE!!!!!!

Wow. How is it possible to hate these four amazing and entertaining characters… Also, how fucking boring. Like I don’t even want to hear their reasons, this is simply boring.

7.09 - Pie-Mary

Me today after reading lots of anti snape posts for research mind you and just annoying as fuck snape posts...

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