Dunderheaded-ninny-muggins - My Life Is Measured In Chapters

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Boo!

This i need this to become an actual meme

Snape Meme:

Dumbledore interviewing Snape for a teaching position at Hogwarts: Can you perform under pressure? 

Snape: No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody. 

Lmao you mad professor? I can be just as smartsass as you 😂😂😂

trying to get your story together like:

this got Numbers on twitter so i’m posting here cause i literally have nothing else going on but working on my webcomic which you can read here and support here

u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit

TBE - tired bitch energy

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,