Jokes
Jokes
Pizza shop slogan:”7 days without pizza makes one weak.”
Outside a muffler shop: “No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
Door on a plastic surgeon office:” We can help you pick your nose!”
In aveternarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
On an electricians truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”
In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
On a maternity room door: “Push. Push. Push.”
At an optometrists office: If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
Gay, my friend, Ben Gay always says, “Don’t rub it in”...
B l i t c h Had to put spaces Blithch comes out a s a dirty word.
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