Metal Gear Splatoon You Are Everything To Me

If you’re not familiar with the Metal Gear series, I have to assume that the fandom must seem completely bonkers to you.

I mean, this guy…

Is one of the most beloved characters in the franchise, and this guy…

Is one of the most despised.

This guy…

Is a completely different character from this guy…

Yet he’s the exact same character as this guy…

Who’s a completely different character from this guy…

And don’t even get me started on this fucker!

Gotta remember my friend doesn’t care what legend I pick so long as I don’t get us killed 💀

Don’t ignore my question

Why are you shorter than me?

What

I should draw over this and make it gallerian with his doll

Nevermind you’re actually so real for that

In a mansion far away,

there was an ultimate sinner.

Sitting there, without a care,

she started up her last dinner.

Food prepared in this despair,

it's all going down to my waist.

All alone, I eat at home. I'll

stuff it all into my face !

What a shame, you want my

name ? It's Banika Conchita !

Give a whirl, 'cause I'm the girl who's

craving foods from 'round the world.

In the end, I recommend that

you all stop acting so crude.

What I want, I will be blunt, is

the world's most gruesome of foods.

Bow down you clowns, answer to me.

Show them what you'll be

for the great Conchita !

Savor the flavors from

all around the world.

Let them know that everything

belongs to this girl !

Now is the time for me

to devour everything !

I'll have a ball and eat up

whatever the menu brings.

Poisons galore, I don't care,

why don't you give me more ?

Nothing but spice, this will

suffice, so stop being a bore.

Eat up until you are filled

up to your stomach's wish.

If you're not full then you can

always eat up all your dishes!

Fun's just begun, we're not done,

where do you think you're going ?

Come here, my dear ! There

is nothing for you to fear.

Here's the cook, giving a look,

and acting like he has a choice.

Can it be ? He asked of me, while

speaking soft in a low voice,

"Let me go from your chateau,

I beg of you my lady."

Hmph, all these people here

are just driving me crazy !

Bow down you clowns, answer to me.

Show them what you'll be

for the great Conchita !

Think once or twice, food is my vice.

Everybody pays with a heavy price !

(LAUGHING)

Now is the time for me

to devour everything.

I'll have a ball and eat up

whatever the menu brings !

Hair colored blue, what to

do, I know I'm eating you.

This feels so right, but I know

it won't stop my appetite.

Eat up until you are filled

up to your stomach's wish.

If you're not full then you can

always eat up all your dishes !

Hey, little boy, what a joy,

I won't put you to waste.

Don't you dare go, 'cause I

want to know how you taste.

Days went by, my servants died,

they've all become a part of me.

Nothing's left, I guess it's best

that no one's living here with me.

What I seek is real unique,

I guess it isn't even crude.

What I want, I will be blunt, is the

world's most gruesome of foods !

Now is the time for me

to devour everything.

What's there to eat, I wonder what

else can this life still bring !

Smiling away, what can

I possibly eat today ?

I got a plan, I guess

I am my own buffet !

Conchita's found her meal to eat today.

With nothing left, she has

become herself, her prey.

Oh, what a joy, I will

never put myself to waste.

No one will know how

delicious I am to taste !

.

In a mansion far away,

there was an ultimate sinner.

Sitting there, without a care,

she started up her last dinner.

Food prepared in this despair,

it's all going down to my waist.

All alone, I eat at home. I'll

stuff it all into my face !

What a shame, you want my

name ? It's Banika Conchita !

Give a whirl, 'cause I'm the girl who's

craving foods from 'round the world.

In the end, I recommend that

you all stop acting so crude.

What I want, I will be blunt, is

the world's most gruesome of foods.

Bow down you clowns, answer to me.

Show them what you'll be

for the great Conchita !

Savor the flavors from

all around the world.

Let them know that everything

belongs to this girl !

Now is the time for me

to devour everything !

I'll have a ball and eat up

whatever the menu brings.

Poisons galore, I don't care,

why don't you give me more ?

Nothing but spice, this will

suffice, so stop being a bore.

Eat up until you are filled

up to your stomach's wish.

If you're not full then you can

always eat up all your dishes!

Fun's just begun, we're not done,

where do you think you're going ?

Come here, my dear ! There

is nothing for you to fear.

Here's the cook, giving a look,

and acting like he has a choice.

Can it be ? He asked of me, while

speaking soft in a low voice,

"Let me go from your chateau,

I beg of you my lady."

Hmph, all these people here

are just driving me crazy !

Bow down you clowns, answer to me.

Show them what you'll be

for the great Conchita !

Think once or twice, food is my vice.

Everybody pays with a heavy price !

(LAUGHING)

Now is the time for me

to devour everything.

I'll have a ball and eat up

whatever the menu brings !

Hair colored blue, what to

do, I know I'm eating you.

This feels so right, but I know

it won't stop my appetite.

Eat up until you are filled

up to your stomach's wish.

If you're not full then you can

always eat up all your dishes !

Hey, little boy, what a joy,

I won't put you to waste.

Don't you dare go, 'cause I

want to know how you taste.

Days went by, my servants died,

they've all become a part of me.

Nothing's left, I guess it's best

that no one's living here with me.

What I seek is real unique,

I guess it isn't even crude.

What I want, I will be blunt, is the

world's most gruesome of foods !

Now is the time for me

to devour everything.

What's there to eat, I wonder what

else can this life still bring !

Smiling away, what can

I possibly eat today ?

I got a plan, I guess

I am my own buffet !

Conchita's found her meal to eat today.

With nothing left, she has

become herself, her prey.

Oh, what a joy, I will

never put myself to waste.

No one will know how

delicious I am to taste !

.

Literally me

i really resonate with silent hill bc at the end of the day what i want is to hit a personification of my trauma with a steel pipe, i think it would work better for me than therapy

date with kaz

hi metal gear tumblr. my first post here, heres some homosexuals if this is a good way to say hello 🛌

Anyways, I love that in my newfound favorite FPS game I get Non-binary representation in the form of a badass Icelandic hunter who looks like a samurai.

Truly what more could I ask for?