So… That New Killer Right 🔌

REAL

patrick bateman: *licks a strawberry icecream he got from an icecream truck* hm yummy ice cream

his internal monologue: look at me . eating processed flavoring. There is no strawberry in here. It’s but a pastiche of the real deal. An ice cream with artificial flavoring, a momentary joy. Tested countless times in a lab, masquerading as if it’s authentic, genuine. Me and a strawberry icecream are alike in that sense: gentle on the outside, palatable and unassuming. The only difference is that I don’t come with nutrition facts advising of any warning signs concerned parents will scan over, and by the time I strike, itll be too late

He served

I think a lot about this cunty diamond dog from hueys trial

#girlsnight

The spookies ever!!

spooky pokemon

It’s never a good sign when the evil doctor breaks out into a villain musical number…

Figured I’d queue this for Valentine’s Day XD

gaming

I just like him

Songs dedicated to Salvo

Howdy, Houndy. Gonna get rowdy!

this is about otacon and solid’s relationship btw 😭