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Living in the sea

When you’re watching a slasher and that mf walks everywhere oooh he’s got plany off time

Inshallah they find him

He will be carried away by a large hawk inshallah

REAL

patrick bateman: *licks a strawberry icecream he got from an icecream truck* hm yummy ice cream

his internal monologue: look at me . eating processed flavoring. There is no strawberry in here. It’s but a pastiche of the real deal. An ice cream with artificial flavoring, a momentary joy. Tested countless times in a lab, masquerading as if it’s authentic, genuine. Me and a strawberry icecream are alike in that sense: gentle on the outside, palatable and unassuming. The only difference is that I don’t come with nutrition facts advising of any warning signs concerned parents will scan over, and by the time I strike, itll be too late

Thinking of my new children (ocs)

I love how their story is gonna be all chill first and they’re slowly just gonna fall out of friendship after they learn they’re destined to fight to the death or else everyone is gonna die or smth :3

Not finalized *yet* but ehhh

GAGS AND DIES

He’s so cute bro I cannot get this dummy man out of my hand oh my god!1!1!1!1!

Your taste in men is absolute ASS