Body Image Issues (hurt/comfort)

ao3: “happiness becomes a choice” rating: T warnings: platonic dukeceit, nightmares, abandonment issues, crying genre: hurt/comfort description:  Remus is angry and does something perhaps a little ill-advised to deal with said anger. (day 29: “My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape.” Bret Eaton Ellis, American Psycho @tsshipmonth2020 )

Remus twirls his fingers, sending sickly green tendrils of fog down every hallway in the mind palace, seeking out the other sides. Unless they know exactly what it is, they won’t be able to do anything about it, and the only one who would know is Janus. But Janus is asleep now, because sleep is self care and all that bullshit. So it doesn’t matter.

He spreads his fingers wide, tugging lightly, and grinning as he realizes that each side is trapped now. Trapped in a hell of his own making.

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Monthly Fic Roundup - February 2023

so many good ones this month honestly.

leave a kudos and nice comment to all these talented ppl !

— candle-lit sun by findingahome (mature | comp. | 4k)

baths, intimacy, and the kind of love found only in candlelight.

— strike us like matches by tippysleeps (expl. | comp. | 8k)

“Shut up,” George says, again, as Dream scrolls. “You have a spreadsheet,” Dream says, redundantly. His eyes catch on the titles that fill the cells, the columns, the rows, the links. There are even numbers. “You have functions.” He tilts back in the chair, looking up at George. “What are the functions for?”

— like nothing ever happened by Anonymous (mature | comp. | 11k)

Dream meets a sweet guy in the Twitchcon party who, funnily enough, is not very into social media and has no idea who he is. They decide to give it a try, despite how dangerous it might be (for Dream, what it is to expose yourself in any way. For Evan, what it is to fall for someone already in love). On the sidelines, George goes fucking insane.

note: HELP ME i cnt fuckin breath someone actually wrote this

— love by candlelight by snowdreamr (teen | comp. | 9k)

Patience is a virtue, they say. Dream must be the most virtuous man on Earth.

— you got the peaches (i got the cream) by praytell (expl. | comp. | 2k)

A love letter to George's... assets.

— Attachment Issues by youresheesh (expl. | comp. | 15k)

Dream has a one-night stand with George after picking him up at a party, but it quickly turns out he might feel a bigger connection than that...

— Wake Up Slowly (Take It From Me Whole) by sageafk, snowdreamr (teen | comp. | 12k)

“Dr’m,” George whimpers, burying his face further into the pillows, and hugging them close to his chest. He hears the rustle of fabric, of his friend getting out of bed. “George?” He asks, his tone ten times more urgent than before. “What do you need?” “‘M sick,” he mumbles, not even making an attempt to keep his eyes open anymore. “R’lly sick. Help me.”

— like a secret by findingahome (teen | comp. | 2k)

a shirt and a bet leads to a “soft” launch on stream. 

— all the words that you said (did you mean them?) by twostorms (teen | comp. | 6k)

Dream gets a head injury—and, consequently, a valentine.

— a fool's guide to guarding a dutiful heart by beforeduskfalls (teen | comp. | 10k)

George learns the ways of love and trust in the ways that Dream is willing to teach him.

— i know you feel the way i do by nervouswaltz (expl. | comp. | 12k)

George watches a lot of porn, but still hasn't had sex. Dream sets about helping him change that.

— sandbox love by sickah (expl. | comp. | 16k)

Dream and George had known each other since they were four, but neither of them planned to become national tennis superstars in high school. The pressure gets worse when they find out that they might have been in love this whole time.

— romantic curses and how to break them by brokenlikeastitch (teen | comp. | 18k)

George is cursed, like there’s no other logical explanation. With every wedding invite he receives, it only solidifies his theory.

— circle the drain by twostorms (teen | comp. | 26k)

George makes it to Florida. It’s more complicated than it should be.

— A Breath of Smoke and Warmth by biboyhalo (expl. | comp. | 9k)

“I’m going to ask Sapnap if I can have some of his weed.”

— from the ground up by Orlaith (mature | comp. | 11k)

George loses his scholarship that allowed him to move across the Atlantic and attend school on the sun-soaked shores of Florida, and he has to fight tooth and nail to get it back. The one wrench in his plans is getting paired for a semester project with the annoyingly attractive blond he spent most of his first semester fighting.

— lovecanthropy by fifishy (teen | comp. | 3k)

Dream and George spend the first full moon together

— lay us down, we're in love by womanhunt (mature | comp. | 3k)

Dream and George spend a soft morning together in Los Angeles.

— you are what you love by 21questions (teen | comp. | 10k)

Five milestones in the development of Dream and George's relationship, and the one moment that really sets it in stone.

— Wheel of Fate Challenge - DNF Favorites and First Times

In this collection, we challenged ourselves to write tropes that we've never tried before or maybe just don't have a lot of experience with. We spun two wheels this time: one with these new-to-us tropes and another with some of our favorite tropes to write. Our fics had to include both of the tropes the Wheels of Fate chose for us. We hope you enjoy these stories. Leave a kudos and comment if you did!

note: make sure to read all the fics in this collection! theyre solid

Contrary to popular belief, it's warm in Antarctica. At least that's what Dream would posit.

Of course, any sane person might call him out on his bluff and attribute the warmth to this more-than-decent shelter Jimmy's got them holed up in.

Or perhaps the hot cocoa he had after dinner has worked wonders to keep him toasty.

Or maybe whatever illness he's plagued with this time has him running hot.

Or it's–

"Uuuurrnnnghhh. Dreeeeaaam."

Dream looks away from his phone to glance at the person laying beside him in bed, or rather, this rickety cot that isn't nearly big enough for him and his long limbs, let alone two people. Not that he's complaining. "Georgieeee," he calls back to the figure beside him. "You bored?"

"No." George keeps his eyes trained on the tinny ceiling above their heads, thinking for a second, before pushing his bottom lip into a pout. "Kind of." Then he rolls on his side and sighs dramatically. "You're being really inconsiderate right now, Dream."

"Wait, why?" Dream laughs a bit, and it's only because he finds George's theatrics endearing (and admittedly, cute). He still genuinely cares about George's feelings, however, so his voice naturally softens when he asks, "What'd I do?"

George throws him a hard look, one that reads a lot meaner than the transgression he's about to point out: "I'm literally laying beside you in bed, and you're not even kissing me."

Heat blooms across Dream's entire face. "I– whuh– y-you're–" At his flustered stuttering, George's forced grimace easily slips into a satisfied grin. The fog of Dream's mind eventually clears and he spits, "I'm sick, George."

"So?"

"So what? You want me to kiss you and get you sick?"

"Maybe." Despite the casual response, Dream can tell how strongly George feels based on the speed of his reply. It makes Dream want to immediately give in, to fulfill whatever dumb desires George might have, though he pauses to give the idea more thought.

"Well, I'm not doing that," he finally concludes.

"Why not?" George bites back.

"Because I don't want to get you sick!"

George's eyes twinkle, clearly affected by the way Dream cares for him, the way Dream's voice softens again in genuine concern. But George masks it with another flourished sigh. "You're just full of excuses, aren’t you?"

Dream scoffs and rolls his eyes, though underneath his hard demeanor is a bundle of excitable energy, still shaken by how forward George is being. "This is an impossible situation. I would kiss you now, but then you'd get mad at me later for getting you sick."

It's the closest Dream has gotten to admitting that he actually wants to kiss George—really, truly does—and it makes George melt a bit, makes him shrink into the nook of his own arm when he looks up into Dream's eyes. "No," he denies, softly now.

The cogs in Dream's brain spin a tad slower at the sudden change in George's behavior. Dream looks over George's figure for a beat longer before he lowers his phone and throws his arm under his head, angling himself so that he can keep George in his vision. "I don't even think we should be laying this close right now," he says, defenses weakening.

"Right, but we have been, so there's no use in you not kissing me if I'm probably already sick," George murmurs.

Dream snickers. "Your logic is soundproof." His face scrunches up. "Er... I mean, foolproof."

George laughs, loud in the current quiet of the room. "Soundproof," he mocks, voice as small and warm as he is physically.

Dream chuckles with him before carefully resting a warm hand above George's hip. Crazy, he thinks, that I can just do that now. His fingers play with the hem of George's hoodie, the oversized Dream merch that Dream is as addicted to seeing George wear nearly as much as George is addicted to wearing it. "You wish this place was soundproof," Dream jokes after the long stretch of silence.

George looks so content in this moment that he nearly forgets to respond. "...What's that supposed to be mean?"

"Oh, suddenly you have no idea?"

"No...?" George says, playing dumb. It might seem legitimate enough if his mouth weren't drawn in a cheeky grin.

They lay there for a while, comfortably still and staring at each other, until George's arm snakes forward and over Dream's side. Dream thinks it's a nice start to a night-long cuddling session, but then he's jolted by George's hand smacking and grasping his asscheek.

Blushing wildly, Dream elbows his arm away. "What are you–! Come here." As quickly as he can recover, Dream pounces on George, rolling the man onto his back and holding him close. They both dissolve into hiccupy laughter as Dream attacks his neck with loud, sloppy smooches.

"Eugh, stop!" George giggles. He barely tries to bat Dream away, face twisted in his widest smile all day. Dream is relentless in burrowing his face in the narrowing space of George's neck. "Stop, you're tickling me!" George happily shrieks. His shoulders are by his ears by the time he can spit out, "You're gonna get me sick!"

Laughing, Dream pulls away. "You're such an idiot," he says, before George reaches up to hold his face between his hands, kiss the tip of his nose, then pull him in for a direct kiss on the mouth.

They both have stars in their eyes when they break away. "I don't care," George says, breathless.

And they kiss again, and again, and again, in all the quiet spaces of this corner of the world and throughout the long travels home, up until George inevitably finds himself feeling a bit under the weather—and Dream still kisses him then, too, because he doesn't care either, and also because he cares so, so much.

He kisses George as much as he can, wherever and whenever. Each time, Dream feels incredibly warm, swimming in that same special energy he felt in the heart of Antarctica.

All thanks to George, the man who always and forever kisses him back.

Masterpost

Link to AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Fangirlwriting/works

I’ll post new stories onto this blog along with my AO3 account.  The ones here are posted oldest to newest while being seperated by category.

One Shots:

The Place You’re From, With New Colors: Virgil adjusting to life away from the dark side and finding traits he recognizes in the core sides.

Wonder: Logan reading Roman’s stories, based on this picture by reptilian-rapscallion: https://reptilian-rapscallion.tumblr.com/post/628721665372831744/the-one-where-logan-reads-romans-writing-this-is

We’re A Candlelight Dinner Under a Gas Station: Intrulogical story with ghost hunting.

Sanctuary: High School AU, Remus overhears Roman saying he wishes he was an only child.

Only the Good Die Young: Roceit fic inspired by the song of the same name, because it fits them far too well.

That’s What Heroes Do: Based on Ptolomeia’s story No Choice At All, linked in the story.  Major Character Death trigger warning.

Missing Morals: The one where Patton goes missing and Janus definitely isn’t worried at all.  Moceit.

The Unloved Side: Remix of LostyK’s fic Choose A Side, linked in the story.

Bribery and Extortion (and Other Ways to Make Friends): High School AU, Remus making friends after his parents somehow get the idea that he’s lonely.

Unsympathetic Thomas Sanders: Remus writing some crack fic.

Failed Escape: Remus cheers up Roman after Putting Others First.

Drugged: Janus proposes by putting an engagement ring in Virgil’s milkshake.

Muffled Scream: Virgil and Remus playing as kid sides.

Put Down Your Sword, Pick Up Your Pen: Logince royalty AU.  Roman is the son of a war-obsessed king.

Torn Instincts: Remus being unsure who to help after Putting Others First.

Realizations: Thomas realizes that Janus loves him.

All For You: Virgil realizes how much Janus loves Thomas.

I’ve Been Expecting You: Janus tries, and pretty much fails, to pull a prank on Virgil.

A Kind Of Understanding: Remus’ decision to babysit a kid for a couple nights to earn some extra cash ends up getting him in over his head when the kid tells him that he’s not a girl, like the parents told him.

Double Dog Dare You: Shenanigans result from Janus, Virgil, Roman, and Remus playing a game that Roman and Remus came up with as kids. 

Stay Alive (For Me): Virgil gets kidnapped by the serial killer Janus has been tracking down.

Lie to Me: Janus and Virgil have a conversation about why their relationship doesn’t work anymore.

To Be Wanted: Roman decides he has to start going after what he wants, even if the others hate him for it.

I Told You That I Love You (Please Believe Me): Roman asks Janus why he still hates him.

Things That Happen At 5AM: Essentially just the “I thought you were dead hug” prompt with Creativitwins.

Important to Him: Janus assumes Thomas wants him to leave Remus behind now that he’s accepted him.

How to Keep Your Boyfriend From Scaring Off Your Customers: Remus is being very irritating and Thomas wants him to stop, so he finds a way to shut him up.

Carnival Thoughts: Thomas having intrusive thoughts and trying to hide them from Remus.

How to Survive Thanksgiving: Fake Dating Thomceit fic where Thomas asks Janus to come to his Thanksgiving dinner.

Conclusions: Prequel to “Things That Happen At 5AM” about how Remus and Roman came to believe the other was dead.

Rebuilding Home: Sequal to “Conclusions” that deals with the aftermath of that fic.

Still A Brother: Presumed Dead Creativitwins AU, Roman telling Patton and Logan about Remus.

Family Reunions: Presumed Dead Creativitwins AU, Direct sequel to “Things That Happen At 5AM.”

Survival Mode: Presumed Dead Creativitwins AU, Janus’ parents find out he snuck out of the house and punish him when he won’t say why.

Fears and Commonalities: Virgil can sense Janus is afraid very often lately and doesn’t understand why.

Meeting the Family: Presumed Dead Creativitwins AU, Roman takes Patton and Logan to meet Remus.

Planning Session: Presumed Dead Creativitwins AU, Janus explains to Remus and Virgil the best way to help Roman, Patton, and Logan.

Tainted Memories: Presumed Dead Creativitwins AU, Remus wakes up in a bad mood on a day that used to be really positive.

Heart to Hearts: Presumed Dead Creativitwins AU, Remus takes Roman to the train that Janus showed him years ago.

Time To Rest: Thomas wakes up sick and Janus takes care of him.

Leftover Perks: The first Valentine’s Day after Virgil leaves the others and breaks up with Janus.

Short Stopped: Virgil and Remus are kidnapped and displayed as exhibits.

How To Make Up For Abandoning Your Family: The three dark sides clear the air.

Adaptable: Remus gets away from his abusive family for the first time and tries to convince Janus to hurt him.  Trigger warning for mentions of past abuse.

Smirks and Smooches: Virgil wants to be the one that flusters Janus for a change.

The Beginning Of An End: Roman tries to make a deal with Janus to end a century-long war.

Parental Reunions: Presumed Dead Creativitwins AU, The Roman and Patty reunion.

Realizations and Readiness: Presumed Dead Creativitwins AU, Logan and Patton realize Vitalen is messed up.

To Care Is To Hurt Is To Stay: Roman realizes Virgil cares after what he does in FWSA.

What Happens When You Assume: A little bit me going off on the fandom’s opinion on Patton after POF.

Complete Me (Please): Prinxiety Soulmate AU where Roman badly wants a soulmate and Virgil badly doesn’t.

Anything: Janus will do anything for Thomas, and he considers what that means after doing something he can’t come back from.

Well This All Went According To Plan: Virgil and Janus pretend to get married after the billionaire they invite says he’ll come.

Hope With Me: My story for the 2022 Big Bang!  Janus and Patton go on a roadtrip and argue about humanity as they go.

Jumping The Gun: Remus does what it says on the tin.  Presumed Dead Creativitwins AU.

Alone: Roman decides it’s high time to tear his own life apart for the heck of it.  Presumed Dead Creativitwins AU.

To Create A Living: Roman adapts to Thomas shifting careers.  He does a very good job, except for all of the ways that he doesn’t.

Loose Ends: The fic where Virgil’s dying so he and Janus finally talk.

Rest: The final fic of the Presumed Dead Creativitwins AU.

Nothing But Proud: The fic where Remus is Thomas’ uncle and reassures him it’s okay to be gay.

Self-Contradiction: The fic where Patton has a breakdown because he has to deal with two difficult jobs, and it sucks for him sometimes.

Early Shifts Are Best Followed By Cuddles: Sleepy Virgil gets cuddles from Janus and Roman.

A Want Of Clarity: Remus’ opinions on the callback and Selfishness vs Selflessness.

Short Stories (more than one chapter but not terribly long):

You’ll Be Back, Soon You’ll See: Janus reflecting on his feelings after Virgil leaves the dark sides, interpreted through the King George songs from Hamilton.

Consequences: Virgil trying to figure out how to duck out.

Apologies: The one where I gave Thomas an abusive boyfriend and made it Janus’ problem.  Trigger warning for abuse, obviously.

Assumptions: Me pushing my Aro Roman and Ace Remus agenda.

Misery: Virgil has to deal with a dark side that he normally doesn’t that makes him question some things he really shouldn’t have to.

Star-Crossed: Soulmate AU where Janus and Virgil fall in love despite not being soulmates.

These Unprecedented Times: Thomas meets Janus as the first side during the middle of quarantine.

Fight Or Flight: Flight has to try and keep himself and his only ally, Justice, alive against a side that absorbs other functions for the heck of it.

What You Don’t Know Can’t Hurt You: Janus taking abuse from other dark sides in place of Remus and Virgil, and Virgil finding this out from him.

Different Kind of Love: Remus is struggling to accept being aromantic, and Roman is overworking himself to a ridiculous degree.  Then they bond.

Virgil’s Guide To Being An Older Brother: The fic where I push my big brother Virgil agenda because there is not nearly enough big brother Virgil out there.

One Chance To Make A First Impression: Soulmate AU, Patton’s first words on his wrist aren’t the nicest, and even though they weren’t meant, the affects of that have to be dealt with.

Long Fics (usually the ones I end up spending the most time on):

Three Minutes Less: Remus is offered a chance to save his brother by Janus the demon.  Trigger warning for suicide.

Forgettable Secrets: Anxceit Superhero AU, Virgil can erase memories and Janus can detect lies.

By Any Other Name: Name Magic AU with amnesia, arguments, and anxceit.

Protector: Evil OC Dark Sides AU with core side Janus, wherein Virgil has to convince him to let Remus come live with all of them.

Series:

Creative Trade: Where I switch Roman and Remus’ places as dark and light creativity.

Welcoming Arms: Where I made the core sides the touch-starved ones instead of the dark sides.

Self Preservation: Virgil checks on the rest of the sides during a bad week of anxiety and realizes that everyone has forgotten Janus.

The Light: Three planned stories where Remus escapes from The Light and an abusive superior.  Trigger warning for abuse.

Not Sanders Sides Fics:

Everything Is Perfect: Encanto, Isabela thinks on her feelings towards Mariano before her proposal dinner.

Carrying Too Much: Encanto, What happens right before Luisa starts losing her gift.

To Save A Miracle: Encanto, Mirabel’s thoughts after she decides to save the miracle.

The Benefits of Listening: Encanto, Dolores reflects on her gift.

Attempts to Understand: Encanto, Camilo wonders why he doesn’t understand his family.

Expectations: Encanto, What happens to freak Antonio out before his gift ceremony.

A Little Easier: Encanto, Julieta comes to a realization about how she should use her gift.

Clear Skies: Encanto, Pepa ruminates on the ways her gift can limit her love.

Time To Leave: Encanto, Bruno’s thoughts as he makes the decision to leave.

Seeing Worth: Encanto, Agustín’s experiences as a giftless member of the Madrigal family.

Appreciation: Encanto, An exploration of Félix’s love of building others up.

To Keep A Miracle: Encanto, Alma deciding to do whatever it takes to keep from losing her miracle.

The Choosing of Favorites: Encanto, Casita absolutely doesn’t have a favorite, and she ruminates on why it’s Mirabel.

Curses, Confessions: The Owl House, How Eda told Raine about her curse.

He’d Rather Have Known Her: Amphibia, Sprig’s feelings about missing Anne after she leaves.

He Told Me: Encanto, Isabela realizes that Bruno’s prophecy means something different from what she’d thought.

The Day That You Arrived: Helluva Boss, Stolas meets Octavia for the first time.

The Wrong Way To Solve Your Problems: Arcane, Vander considers the way that Vi is learning to fight.

Ground: Roleslaying With Roman, The one where I give Noise a character study chock full of angst.

The Upkeep Of A Balcony: Roleslaying With Roman, An exploration of Youngblood and Noise’s relationship throughout the years under the premise of a balcony.

You’re Gonna Carry That Weight: Roleslaying With Roman, 5+1 fic of Roman carrying Noise and one time Noise carries Roman.

The Only Thing: Arcane, Vi thinking of Powder in Stillwater.

Happy Noises: Roleslaying With Roman, The fic where Roman tries to make Noise laugh.

Midnight Promises: Roleslaying With Roman, Youngblood is interrupted in the middle of the night when Noise returns from a mission injured.

Denied Reconciliation: Roleslaying With Roman, Noise dies before he can reunite with Youngblood.

Prove It: Roleslaying With Roman, Noise learning to fight again with limited visibility.

First Impressions, Or Something Close To: Roleslaying With Roman, Roman’s thoughts when meeting Noise.

Injuries and Idiocy: Roleslaying With Roman, Noise gets badly hurt and Youngblood yells at them about it.

Shirts Are Stupid: Roleslaying With Roman, Noise gets his horns caught in a shirt.

To Fluster A Noise: Roleslaying With Roman, Noise explains that they’re not used to compliments.

Simple Conversations: Roleslaying With Roman, Roman and Noise and Youngblood talk about their relationship.

Far From Final Thoughts: Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Jake’s thoughts as Doug Judy is being arrested in season 8.

Rocky Relationship: Roleslaying With Roman, Roman gives Noise the walkie-talkie rock.

Jumping The Gun

Summary: Remus and Roman have a fight.  Presumed Dead Creativitwins AU.

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Dream: *struggles to block off the wither skeleton*

George: *finally realizes that Dream is actually really stressed out* You need to calm down. This is not normal Dream behavior

Sapnap: This is your bread and butter dude! You do this day in and day out, let’s go!!!

George: All you’re doing is Minecraft but I can’t take damage

Hi!! Do you possibly know of any fics where dnf either has a language difference or speak multiple or are learning together? Anything language based really. Tysm!

i could only find french ones for some reason. anybody else got recs?

language related dnf fics

— the idiot's route to confessing a crush by crimsvn (teen | comp. | 8k)

Dream had a crush on George, but he was also much too scared to act on it. So instead, like the complete and utter fool he was, in order to get to know George better through one-on-one time together, Dream gets George to tutor him in a language he already speaks. His first language, in fact.

note: in tandem by the same author also kind of fits!

— Les âmes sœurs se retrouvent toujours (Soulmates always find each other) by Eagle9 (teen | comp. | 2k)

Soulmate AU where when the youngest of a pair of soulmates turns 18, they wake up in the oldest’s bed.

— je t'aime by Spencer097 (teen | comp. | 10k)

George's first language is French and for his entire friendship with Dream, he's been telling him things in French. One day, Dream decides to learn French to understand what George has been telling him.

Do you by any chance know any good hurt/comfort fics?

That i do!

Most of them are janus focused (i mean... C'mon its me) but anyway, all of these are ao3 links. Please read the tags on them, they can get dark at times..

Anyway!

Secrets and lies by Arwriter. Janus focused

To sew a liar by aimandfire. Janus focused

Agathokakological by Fried_Lemons. Remus focused, also can play with your emotions like a fucking puppet, but it's currently a wip and 50k words. Great fic, probably one of my favorites and i heavily recommend it

Janus and yarncrafts by doomedkelpie. Janus focused

Watching (myself) drift away by doomedkepie. Janus focused

Questions by doomedkepie (again). Janus and Remus focused

More important then you know by peachsneakers. Janus focused

Shedding by kieraelieson. Janus focused.

Obligation by coby_thinks. Janus focused.

The hummingford by thefoxoffiction. Janus focused.

If you want amazing remus angst, i highly recommend fried_lemons on AO3

For logan angst, i recommend @/sidespromptblog

For more hurt/comforty fluff type of fics, @/5am-the-foxing-hour

For pure angst, @/a-small-batch-of-dragons (although they do also make a lot of hurt comfort)

Hope you like em!!

the shore between your skin and the sea

author: fensandmarshes, lieyuu

(teen | comp. | 2k)

George might very well be stranded in the middle of his bedroom, with his best friend slash crush due to arrive in less than ten minutes and a fucking fish tail attached to him, but everything was definitely fine if you looked at it from the right perspective. George, having fallen onto the ground the moment his legs decided nope, we’ve had enough and sold him to Fish God for one corn chip or some shit, was not currently able to get any perspective other than ‘lying on the floor’, but he would find one somehow!

The H2O: Just Add Water AU that precisely nobody asked for.

*sniffs*  *screams*