Do Not Trust Anyone

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP.

STOP SCROLLING‼️

JUST FOUND THE SEXIEST INSTANCE OF CEDRIC IS THIS WHOLE FUCKING SHOW ON A WHIM AND HAD TO CLIP IT.

anyways here

guys if this keeps up I'm gonna get on all fours and start howling like a fucking Dog and I won't apologize for it

happy ace day of visibility

So I was watching the episode ‘The Amulet of Avalor’ and can we just talk about how when Cedric was accused of being the thief Roland just went along with it. The man didn’t question it. He didn’t even allow Cedric to explain himself. Did Roland seriously have his expectations for Cedric set this low??

💕Happy Valentines Day💕

Totally Real Legit Metalocalypse Movie Script Leak

PICKLES: Yeah but how exactly are we supposed to do this whole "chosen heroes of ultimate destiny" crap?

NATHAN: Yeah can't we get like a Facebones video or something to figure out how to defeat Salacia?

ABIGAIL: I'm sorry, you want...Facebones?

TOKI: Yeahs our cool cartoons pals alway knows how to explains stuff to us!

ABIGAIL: Guys I'm afraid there is no Facebones video on how to defeat Salacia to my knowledge.

DETHKLOK: (indistinct mutterings of disbelief)

MURDERFACE: Ugh juscht when we needed him moscht! That fucking dildo left us juscht like Charles!

ABIGAIL: That's because Charles is Facebones!

DETHKLOK: ...

NATHAN: What?!

SEVERAL SCENES LATER AT THE CHURCH OF BLACK KLOK

CHARLES: Boys, I know it's been a long time, but we don't have any more time to waste. Salacia's forces are closing in and the Black Klok is almost at zero. The hour of the Metalocalypse is upon us now and we have to be ready for it.

...

PICKLES: Do the voice!

CHARLES: I'm sorry the what now?

NATHAN: Yeah we miss that little goofball Facebones! And also you obviously ,but you're Facebones which means we missed the both of you!

RANDOM BLACK KLOK MEMBER: Wait a minute, you were the voice of Facebones this whole time? We seriously cracked Falconback before we figured out who the voice was?

CHARLES: It's an industry secret and there are serious consequences to anyone who violates the NDA. Or rather "were" but you get what I'm say-Look, the fate of the world is at stake right now and we're wasting time with all of th-

TOKI: Buts we wants Facebone!

SKWISGAAR: Yeahs we haven'ts seens hims in ages! I donts knows how wes even survives how without hims for this longs!

CHARLES: ...

DETHKLOK: ...

CHARLES: (using the Facebones voice) ...Hey guys, it's me Facebones.

DETHKLOK: YEAAAAAHHHHH!!!

CHARLES: *sigh*

Yes, that's how it was intended

Here are a couple more sketches with this charming wizard. There is even a small sketch of his grumpy raven.

Aroace Ford my beloved

His Majesty’s subjects have spoken!

Henceforth, by royal decree, the official Forduary themes shall be:

Week One:  Family (children/kids, Ford and Mabel bonding and/or doing something childish together)

Week Two:  Anomalies (creatures, ghost, monster, paranormal, sea monsters, strange, weirdness)

Week Three:  Insomnia (sleep deprivation)

Week Four:  Switching Identities/Ford and Stan switching identities bites them in the ass

Terms and conditions apply:

We will begin reblogging your creations on February 1st and will continue until 11:59 pm eastern time on March 19th.

Don’t worry about the week by week timeline if it doesn’t work for you. We’ll still reblog all submissions until March 19th.

Art, fanfiction, videos, audio, whatever you’d like to create will be accepted. 

Make as much or as little as you’d like! If you have twelve ideas for week one or one idea just for week three, then go for it!

As usual, the themes/prompts are suggestions to help inspire. All Ford content that you wish to tag us in will be reblogged. 

Please avoid excessive violence, gore, and NSFW content

Ships are permitted to sail here but steer clear of incest, abuse, and adult/minor ships. 

For the sake of avoiding turmoil that has popped up in the past in the fandom, we won’t be reblogging Billford content but feel free to post it on your own.

Sketch by @fexalted  Line art and color by @rum-and-shattered-dreams

See you on February 1st! Until then, head on over to @stanuary and show some Stan love! 

Some drawings of these two from the past week!

More silly attempts to summarise my headcannon for these two.

[OK before I knew it these paragraphs appeared out of nowhere!]

After Ford starts dimension hopping I like the idea of them having a kind of cartoony back and fourth "I'll get you next time!" dynamic for a bit, except both end up in the position of the pursuer swearing vengeance and they switch back and forth depending on the context.

Bizarre banter during a chase scene, trying to outsmart the other's quips, deliberately prolonging they're interactions for very important and strategic reasons, stuff like that.

Point is they become very familiar with eachother, for better or worse, over the course of this 20 or so year long dynamic and it starts to become surprisingly fun? (Not sure what word to use exaclty it's very clear in my head but- agh words-)

I also imagine many times where they just... talk. No chasing or fighting or theatrics, they just chat over tea, usually in Ford's mindscape, with his encrypted thoughts it becomes safer to interact. Although they're are rare and very breaf moments when they're actually in person for once and they're also just chatting.

Until something serious happens, once again reality ruins all the fun, one thing leads to another, Ford's got a metal plate fixed into his skull, is building a quantum destabiliser, and Bill is furious.

Tale as old as time.

lazy eye charles 🖤 how else can he keep such a good eye on the band!

also pouty murderface!