Yes, That's How It Was Intended

The brothers quarreled a little.

To be honest, I didn’t really think about the context of what was happening. I just think Stan is trying to stop his brother from doing something absurd and dangerous.

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A little while ago I saw online someone had made a DND character sheet for Ford Pines. In the ability scores area, they had intelligence as the highest (makes sense), and strength as one of the lowest (fair enough)

But then they had wisdom as second highest and dexterity as second lowest, and I gotta say, I think those two need to be flipped

I mean let’s start with dexterity. Now I’m not an expert on DND by any means so apologies if I am misunderstanding dexterity here, but others have pointed out that Ford spent his entire adulthood chasing after and/or running from paranormal creatures. I guess I just feel like he has to have high dexterity for him to have even survived all those years.

Also this

But wisdom being low is where I feel most strongly.

I wouldn’t be the first to point out that Ford, while highly intelligent, completely lacks common sense.

People have noted that the safety measures for turning the portal on and off should have been reverse, that the portal shouldn’t have been that easy to turn on by accident and yet it required at least two people to turn it off.

He keeps an infinity die in a “cheap plastic case”

He gives a 12 year old a cross bow

He gives another 12 year old a mind control tie and tells him to “use it responsibly”

He takes Dipper out on several missions that were probably too dangerous for him, refer to the magnet gun above, where Dipper, if he didn’t do it right, could have fallen to his death, and Ford also took him on the mission to shoot Bill for …some reason???? Leave the 12 year old at home when you go kill god to save the world from the current apocalypse! Why do I even need to say that??? Also “don’t worry I’ve been down here countless times and all the aliens are dead…probably”

As I recall, “Bill proofing the shack” was his first line of defense and “Bill proof our minds” was “the next best thing” …shouldn’t those be reversed??? You gotta leave the shack at some point????

According to journal 3, Ford was the one who encouraged Stan to take the kids on a road trip RIGHT AFTER BILL PROOFING THE SHACK, which completely defeats the purpose of doing that in the first place.

I’ve pointed this out before, “Mabel will be fine! I watched her become pen pals with the pizza delivery man in the 15 seconds he was at the door!” … Ford…that’s creepy has hell, keep that pizza delivery man away from your niece!”

When weirdmageddon started he wrote in his journal????? And drew a lovely little detailed image?????

See that little greenish sticky note at the top? That’s my little note that says “when did you have time to write this?????” Seriously what. “It’s the end of the world…i gotta draw this and write a little entry on it before I save everyone!!!” It’s the drawing that really gets me. Okay write a note in case someone else has to take over but WHY THE DRAWING

And finally, everyone is holding hands at the Cipher Wheel. Stan is essential and is refusing to join unless Ford thanks him for saving him. Ford reluctantly does so. It’s now clear that Stan is willing to put everyone, Dipper and Mabel included, at risk just because he wants a thank you, so Ford decides this is a really good time to CORRECT STAN’S GRAMMAR

Look I say this with love but,

Ford may be the smartest people in the room but he’s also the biggest dumbass in the room. This man has no wisdom.

Roland and Baileywick’s unimpressed expressions while Cedric is excited that he got his spell right.

The Stanuary 2023 Themes have been chosen!!

Thanks so much to all of you for voting! This year’s winners are:

Week One: Mystery (with 81 votes)

Week Two: Connection (with 93 votes) (includes the prompts: Father Figure and Twins)

Week Three: Fear (with 99 votes) (includes the prompts: Dark, Nightmare, and Run)

Week Four: Worth (with 103 votes) (includes the prompts: Self-Esteem and Therapy)

A list of all additional suggested themes can be found on the Extra Prompts page. Feel free to combine any of them with the main themes or just use them for some extra inspiration!

If you’re a newcomer to Stanuary and want to know what it’s all about and how to participate, the About page, FAQ, and Guidelines can be found here.

I can’t wait to see everyone’s creations this year! Have fun!! ♥

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE STAN TWINS!! I literally don’t have anything grand prepared like I did for Mabel and Dipper’s birthday RIP but here you can have this panel from a comic last year I never finished :’)

Ford might have gotten too enthusiastic with his hug and Stan could not support his weight so they fell over like the morons they are

Tries to concentrate on reading but fails...

I finally managed to draw something complete. I like this evening atmosphere.

Ford in «The Owl House universe».

I think that Stanford in this universe would have such a defect, because of which he would not be able to conjure. I just doubt that in this world, Ford was teased because of six fingers. In the world of demons and all sorts of monsters, six fingers would probably not be something surprising and wrong. Therefore, I decided to deprive Ford of the ability to create magic. And so I think he could, like Luz, look for an alternative way to study magic, or even don't give a damn about it. Science is the main force. And he could study local creatures, like in the world of Gravity Falls, or invent something.

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I just adore this sorcerer, he's so...you know💅