OMG! Shout-out To @jilljoycearts For The Most Awesome Valentines!

We’ve been without phone and Internet at work for two days now.  The Verizon network guy is in our server room, trying to figure out what the problems are and I overhear him on his phone: “hello?  hello?  can you hear me now?”

And it's probably chocolate!

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Revenge is sweet. Revenge is probably ice-cream.

May I remind you...

this has reduced me to tears

I laughed more that I should have at this

Jespar: I just really want someone to take me out.

Calia: Like, on a date or with a sniper rifle?

Jespar: Surprise me.

Oh, bloody Hell! I laughed so hard at this... What a dork Jespar can be!

I can’t stop laughing, for some reason Jespar wouldn’t stop sneaking or grinning like a madman and he kinda forgot about the concept of personal space

hELLO

...and the bard-druid-monk-ranger-wizard! I think we've got this, right, @chennington ?

Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess  Bard Must be able to play an instrument Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature  Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp)  Monk Must practice a martial art  Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports  Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately  Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice)  Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom  Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government)  Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA  If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.

Follow your heart, paths to doors unimagined

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

I am playing a part in this... whether I want to or not

As a musician and a geologist, this totally speaks to me!

https://twitter.com/archeometrie/status/1170031822614474752?s=12

Just had a delightful conversation with these two dudes. Don’t know about what exactly but I like to think we were on the same page and agreed with each other wholeheartedly.