One Time I Got Mugged And That’s The Day I Realized There Are Just Too Many Actually Bad People In

Bioware: hey bethesda check it out *weird facial animations* Bethesda: pfft that’s nothing bioware, how about this? *npc swimming down staircase* Bioware: oh it’s on now *character walking in midair* Bethesda: don’t start a fight you can’t win *vertical inclines intensify* Bioware: ?! *protagonist scuttles across the screen like some eldritch abomination* Bethesda: *npc stuck inside the floor* Bioware: *pixilates textures of major plot animations* Bethesda: *skin texture error* Bioware: *screaming in frustration, jumps on Bethesda and attempts to strangle* Bethesda: *also screaming* Me: *sighs fondly*

It’s me your lizard friend

Eeee!!! I love my little lizard friend!!

This gives me a whole host of negative feels, but it is undeniably accurate, so. \_òó_/ Truth hurts.

It’s like watching a car repeatedly drive straight into a wall. It’s unexplainable, it looks like it hurts a lot, but ultimately it ends up being darkly, ironically funny.

Mock-up cover of one of their albums probably. I’d imagine it would’ve been called Cover Blown. I just really wanted all of them to look like they’re not going to the same place/have a different idea of they want the album cover to look like Tharaêl honey I’m sorry about your outfit 🤣

Again, shoutout to @dragons-barb for the band name, I love it and also @essythewolf for the playlist idea 💙💙💙💙💙

The list is long and I apologize in advance for my music taste.

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"I think we've all broken Bill Nye, and I, for one, am absolutely on board with his new, gritty reboot!"

~ John Oliver

BILL NYE can’t stress the importance of Climate Change enough

As a musician and a geologist, this totally speaks to me!

https://twitter.com/archeometrie/status/1170031822614474752?s=12

That was fun!

Mutuals are tagged to do this picrew if they so desire~

I'm loving this story already! Can't wait for the next chapter!

Chapter I: "Golden Soil" now available and Patreon page relaunched! | Nicolas Lietzau on Patreon

Official Post from Nicolas Lietzau: Dear Patreons, It's time! The first chapter of "Dreams of the Dying" is finally available. To all my German readers - the translation of Chapter 1 releases February 15, alongside Chapter 2. Admittedly, I'm a bit nervous - I've been working on this for eight months now, and it's probably one of my mo

Chapter One of “Dreams of the Dying” is now available on my Patreon and WattPad (for free). Give it a read and let me know what you think! :)

Naked Then Bad. Okay, I'm in. Let's see where this goes. `;)

Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...

Being American, I am most familiar with temperatures in °F, but I can relate certain °C values with no need for mathematical gyrations:

15°C: Nice! I might consider a light jacket

20°C: Perfect for any outdoor activity, no jacket, no shoes, no problem

30°C: I am wallowing in a pool of my own sweat and am poised to lay waste to anyone who vexes me