This gives me a whole host of negative feels, but it is undeniably accurate, so. \_òó_/ Truth hurts.
It’s like watching a car repeatedly drive straight into a wall. It’s unexplainable, it looks like it hurts a lot, but ultimately it ends up being darkly, ironically funny.
Fictober19: Day 1 Prompt: “It will be fun, trust me.” Fandom: Enderal Warnings: Language
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He didn't like being outside -- too... exposed. And these eyes were still too sensitized to the dark; they burned and watered in the daylight. The fingers dug harshly into the fur as he sat astride the great beast; soft... annoying. Every muscle, from above the squinted eyes down to the toes, was tensed beyond his ability to release.
"It will be fun," she had said, "trust me." She was a fucking idiot. He was a fucking idiot for agreeing to partake in such madness, but they had a job to do and this was the fastest way to get from point A to point B.
With each beat of its wings, the beast's body undulated sickeningly. If he vomited, she would wear it; he'd make sure of that.
"Wooo-hooooo!" she screamed into the wind. Her muscles were relaxed, with her arms extended euphorically into the air. She wasn't even holding on! What in hells was wrong with her?!
When they finally landed... more gently than he'd expected... he pried the stiff fingers from the soft fur -- still annoying -- and climbed off the great beast.
"Wasn't that amazing?!" she exclaimed. She was flushed with exhilaration. He was certain he was paler than usual.
Still, her exuberance had a way of affecting him. Maybe, he considered, while trying to maintain a scowl at her, if the next flight was at night...
Well, that was fun!
How are these not getting flagged??? /end SaRcAsM font/
As a country, the U.S is a reality tv show for the rest of the world now.
I am skeptical, but let's see what happens!
This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.
I live in a part of the world when I hear a loud bang, I assume it’s fireworks and not a gunshot; I don’t appreciate this enough.
Oh, bloody Hell! I laughed so hard at this... What a dork Jespar can be!
I can’t stop laughing, for some reason Jespar wouldn’t stop sneaking or grinning like a madman and he kinda forgot about the concept of personal space
hELLO
The myth that panic, looting, and antisocial behavior increases during the apocalypse (or apocalyptic-like scenarios) is in fact a myth—and has been solidly disproved by multiple scientific studies. The National Earthquake Hazards Reduction Program, a research group within the United States Federal Emergency Management Administration (FEMA), has produced research that shows over and over again that “disaster victims are assisted first by others in the immediate vicinity and surrounding area and only later by official public safety personnel […] The spontaneous provision of assistance is facilitated by the fact that when crises occur, they take place in the context of ongoing community life and daily routines—that is, they affect not isolated individuals but rather people who are embedded in networks of social relationships.” (Facing Hazards and Disasters: Understanding Human Dimensions, National Academy of Sciences, 2006). Humans do not, under the pressure of an emergency, socially collapse. Rather, they seem to display higher levels of social cohesion, despite what media or government agents might expect…or portray on TV. Humans, after the apocalypse, band together in collectives to help one another—and they do this spontaneously. Disaster response workers call it ‘spontaneous prosocial helping behavior’, and it saves lives.
Thanks, I needed that! :)
enderal: the beach episode.
theres no threat to the imminent end of the fucking humanity looming over these peoples heads
red maddness?? idk her
high ones?? left town.
just…everyone relaxing for a day.
literally.
everyone.
like:
you bet your fucking ass my girl calia and my guy jespar are having a fuckin BLAST wo being judgemental lil asses they can be.
lishari takes a well deserved BREAK. DONT RUIN IT FOR HER. SHE WONT HESITATE, BITCH.
aerentheal chilling w some lime green crocks and a havana shirt on bc hes a fucking heathen and a secret dad in disguise.
prophet SLEEPS and has fun in the sun with no fear of water and drowning. its great.
ryneus n his dad along w thorus being a nice happy family w a dog and enjoying the sun and the beach.
there seems to be a mysterious woman laying down on the sand and enjoying this with them. proph recognizes her and just leaves her be, as she, too, is in need of a little break.
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