We Are All One Bad Decision Away From Ending Up On The News

And it's probably chocolate!

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Revenge is sweet. Revenge is probably ice-cream.

and I have no idea why...despite mayo jars being way more practical, and yet I still have cookie tins full of buttons.

A whole generation of women collectively decided, without the help of the internet, to use cookie tins for storing sewing supplies.

What the actual fick?!

Tbh we should get rid of the electoral college

Oh, and cloud forests! Those are spectacular! Have you seen much wildlife? What do you hear? How does it smell (when you're not downwind of a sulfuric volcano)?

Truth is truth

Villains are commonly portrayed as geniuses and mad scientists who use advanced science to take over the world. In reality, the most evil comes out of ignorance and the rejection of science.

Naked Then Bad. Okay, I'm in. Let's see where this goes. `;)

Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...

Love big Burms... they're the Yellow Labs of snakes... big, dopey, docile, snuggle-bunnies. Retics... they are the wolves... always thinking, testing, checking out every opportunity (and I love them, too).

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

Lizards are so fun! Scaly little cuddle bugs.

Reblog to get a lizard in your inbox

1.) Denial

What Really Happens After the Apocalypse

Right now, the largest and most deadly wildfire in California history is burning. Last year, Hurricane Harvey drowned southeast Texas under punishing, endless rain; a month ago, Hurricane Florence …

The myth that panic, looting, and antisocial behavior increases during the apocalypse (or apocalyptic-like scenarios) is in fact a myth—and has been solidly disproved by multiple scientific studies. The National Earthquake Hazards Reduction Program, a research group within the United States Federal Emergency Management Administration (FEMA), has produced research that shows over and over again that “disaster victims are assisted first by others in the immediate vicinity and surrounding area and only later by official public safety personnel […] The spontaneous provision of assistance is facilitated by the fact that when crises occur, they take place in the context of ongoing community life and daily routines—that is, they affect not isolated individuals but rather people who are embedded in networks of social relationships.” (Facing Hazards and Disasters: Understanding Human Dimensions, National Academy of Sciences, 2006). Humans do not, under the pressure of an emergency, socially collapse. Rather, they seem to display higher levels of social cohesion, despite what media or government agents might expect…or portray on TV. Humans, after the apocalypse, band together in collectives to help one another—and they do this spontaneously. Disaster response workers call it ‘spontaneous prosocial helping behavior’, and it saves lives.