Good practice controlling spontaneous eye-rolling and exasperated sighs
Itâs awkward to be a critical thinker at a family gathering full of people who unquestioningly believe dumb shit
Holy Malphas' balls! Isn't this where you wash up on Enderal's shores?
Naked Then Bad. Okay, I'm in. Let's see where this goes. `;)
Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...
Yup... This
ânasa gone rogueâ sounds like theyâre stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally or something
but nope, ârogueâ these days is a word that means âposting real climate change facts that your president doesnât want you to knowâ
Yeah, okay. This will be a hoot!
Writing prompt:
When you enter The Cozy Coven, you are drawn, or compelled, to one of the little alcoves behind one of the woven and adorned curtains. There you sit until you are served. There are no menus, no fare boards, no servers to recite the daily offerings. The proprietors know exactly what you need and, if they deem you worthy, or if they just take a liking to you, you will receive exactly that.
In previous visits, you've received exquisite cloth, the sweetest nectar, and the most sumptuous stew you'd ever tasted.
Today, it is the alcove behind the green curtain with gold-frosted beads that calls to you. You take your seat and find you are served a dull, black rock; and when you touch it, it hums.
...and the bard-druid-monk-ranger-wizard! I think we've got this, right, @chennington ?
Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess Bard Must be able to play an instrument Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DMâs a wimp) Monk Must practice a martial art Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice) Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government) Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA If you canât be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.
What you said...is it what you want to say, or what I want to hear?
Can't it be both?
Just had a delightful conversation with these two dudes. Donât know about what exactly but I like to think we were on the same page and agreed with each other wholeheartedly.
Gotta remember these, if spring ever comes (mid-April and still snowing)