There Are Actually Hundreds Of “chosen Ones” Born When One Is Needed. This Is Usually Because The

I was talking to my sister about confusing shows and I brought up AoT cos it is so confusing and she was like oh I never make it pass the 4th episode cos it’s so boring. HELLO???? SHE DOESNT EVEN SEE EREN TRANSFORMING INTO A TITAN

Sometimes you accidentally read mpreg and sometimes you purposefully read mpreg

Just depends on the day

Who was gonna tell me Rhianna was in Bring It On: All or Nothing????? Or that there’s 6 Bring It On movies?!???!

my dad went to the store to get cords for our trailer and then came back with a piano. not a keyboard but a piano. a wooden piano. an actual piano. we already have a piano. 

I love going to old media I used to read and looking for new fanfics cos tell me why I was looking for The Black Phone fan fiction and all of a sudden there’s stranger things x The Black Phone fics where Steve is Finney???

I’m currently that tiktok audio where the girl says she’ll die if she doesn’t suck dick

That’s it

That’s the mood today

I’m reading this fic where Neil was a secret Russian and after star court they arrested him but now I need a fix where Billy can speak Russian. Like maybe he heard Neil talk in Russian and wanted to know what he was saying or Billy is just like a languages nerd, he knows 5 languages and knows curse words in 12 languages. Just something where after star court he just started speaking in all these languages. OH maybe he has cute nicknames more Max and El in Spanish or something that would be cute

HE KILLED THE BABY, OH MY GOD. I NEED HIM DEAD. HE KILLED THE BABY

Me: I’ll read one chapter then sleep.

Me, at 2AM: *finishes book*

My 20-year old friend baked for the first time.

Like ever

For the first time in his 20 years of living he made chocolate chip cookies

Insane, absolutely insane