There Was A Fic I Read Where Billy Had Fire Powers. It Was Cute, I Liked It, But Now I Need A Fic Where

Tywin Lannister finally dying is the highlight of the show imo

I just made the nastiest meal known to mankind

I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed

I know that midge canonically can’t sing but I love the idea of her lying about it, first out of rebellion against her parents and then because she wants to be taken seriously as a comic. I think a fic where maybe she doesn’t get kicked off of Shy’s tour and they bond over singing.

I’ve never smoked a day in my life but I am fighting the urge to go to the nearest gas station and buy a pack of Marlboro lights

My hips pop more than my fingers and I don’t think that’s okay

Saw a car with a turquoise car decal that said ‘let’s go brandin’ with a person riding a horse and I feel like that gotta be at least 5 red flags

Me: I’ll read one chapter then sleep.

Me, at 2AM: *finishes book*

I’ve read fics where it’s like “what if Peter Parker acted more like a spider?” Like he was allergic to peppermint, he had venom and sharper teeth, he slept in a web sometimes, he couldn’t thermoregulate, and one fic even had where he couldn’t eat solid food, just smoothies.

I love these fics and I think they’re great, so I need one where Peter just loves weaving or like loves knitting. Like spiders were born to make webs and all that so like with Peter he just loves to knit and got really good it really fast. Maybe he gives beanies and scarves to Ned and MJ, or just every Christmas, that’s what he gives aunt May.

My only goal in life is to be as confusing as possible. Like asking people if they yearn for Christmas. Or if they think krazy glue or peanut butter works better. Or yelling ‘queens are pointy’ at 2:36 pm every 3 days. Just being as confusing as possible to throw a little mystery into peoples days.