Shake It Off By Florence + The Machine Reminds Me Of Minecraft Cos When I Was Younger I Was Building

Really specific but I need a fic where Robin and Billy are first meeting and Billy knows who she is and Robin is surprised because of it. She’s like “I’m surprised you actually know my name, Hargrove.” And he’s like “what you think I’m stupid Buckley? We were in the same English class for a whole year.” And she’s like “I didn’t think you would notice, considering how little you paid attention in class.” And then he’d say “please Buckley, even if I never went to class, I’d still notice you staring holes into Tammy Thompson.” And she’s like what??? I don’t know what you mean. And he’s like “Buckley, you were staring at her more than she was staring at Harrington and that’s saying a lot.”

I’m always brushing my hair cos I have an itchy scalp and it’s the only way where I don’t look like I have lice

When my family gets me really mad or sad and I cry, I wipe my tears on their clothes because fuck them

I had a one-on-one with my manager today and one of my goals this year was to be more friendly because I think that I’m a very off-putting and annoying person. My manager then proceeded to say “ it might be unbeknownst to you but you’re a very magnetic person, you are a person that people gravitate to and you probably think you’re off-putting but we’ve seen it happen every time new people come it”

Anyways, I thought my manager had telepathic powers for a few hours but when I told her that she said “it’s literally my job to be observant”

I’m watching diligently 👁️👄👁️

I need a fic that focuses on Billy as a lifeguard. Like he’s actually really good with the kids that he teaches and he takes his job really seriously. Like maybe he teaches Holly and like she adores him, and Nancy has to take her to lessons one time and Nancy is baffled that Holly likes Billy. Maybe Holly likes Billy cos their names sort of rhyme or something.

Andy Bernard would be into ageplay

Uni finals hack!!

If all the study rooms are booked already, just go to any open study room and claim it! If someone comes to kick you out just say oh sorry lost track of time lol! If they’re nervous or socially awkward they’ll leave you alone and you get another hour of study time!!

My sister has learned how to trap me. Every time I respond in our family gc, she calls me and she and I both know that I can’t ignore her cos I just texted

Me at 4:30 in the morning: *croaky old man whisper* I'm a dedicated reader.

We’re resurrecting people now????? Jon Snow is alive????? What’s going on here????????