My Only Goal In Life Is To Be As Confusing As Possible. Like Asking People If They Yearn For Christmas.

A lot of media I think is about hacking and the lesson that you shouldn’t type or record anything that you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

Like when they hack a personal internet diary, and everyone sees all the mean things that person said. And then they say “well you shouldn’t have even recorded it!” I think that’s dumb, I write a bunch of shit I wouldn’t say to anyone because it’s all rude and stupid, but I write it down because I thought it. It’s my own thought and I feel like I shouldn’t have to worry about someone seeing them and judging me for my own personal thoughts.

I’ve read fics where it’s like “what if Peter Parker acted more like a spider?” Like he was allergic to peppermint, he had venom and sharper teeth, he slept in a web sometimes, he couldn’t thermoregulate, and one fic even had where he couldn’t eat solid food, just smoothies.

I love these fics and I think they’re great, so I need one where Peter just loves weaving or like loves knitting. Like spiders were born to make webs and all that so like with Peter he just loves to knit and got really good it really fast. Maybe he gives beanies and scarves to Ned and MJ, or just every Christmas, that’s what he gives aunt May.

I need a fic where Billy and Chrissy are accidental running buddies and just like best friends. Like obviously they bump into each other on accident at first, but then they start talking about music and hyping each other up. And then they hang out outside of running and he tells her jason is no good or whatever. And like everyone is surprised they’re friends and they’re just like platonic soulmates

Was playing Zelda: TotK and I went to Rito Village, then I saw Teba and he is the definition of dilf.

Me at 4:30 in the morning: *croaky old man whisper* I'm a dedicated reader.

My friend has been sending me a lot of TikToks with jungkook from BTS and I’m like hell yeah I love jungkook and she likes him yay. But it turns out she’s been sending them to me because she thought they were Yoongi (who is my bias). And I’ve been sending her jungkook TikToks because i thought she was starting to like him but turns out we were both wrong

Maybe I don’t see my life as a ballgame anymore, man

I’m watching The Incredibles 2 and Elastigirl said she had a Mohawk so now I’m asking someone please please please please please draw this.

Bro yes, like Miles and Jeff both try so hard to communicate to each other and get the other to listen. They deserve to be happy together and realize that they love each other and would do anything for each other. Like the part with the message on the cake was so Miles trying to communicate with his dad.

Also he was def a daddies boy, Jeff took him to cruise in his police car, and gave him little hot wheels of different police cars growing up.

I need more fics where Miles tells his parents that he’s Spider-Man. And everything turns out okay, and no one dies. (Or at least his dad doesn’t die) Miles and his mom had a good relationship and he was so close to telling her, and I think it would have changed everything if he told her.

They’re a family that love each other and he would’ve told them if Gwen said it would be better if he didn’t.