Maybe I Don’t See My Life As A Ballgame Anymore, Man

I need a fic where Billy and Chrissy are accidental running buddies and just like best friends. Like obviously they bump into each other on accident at first, but then they start talking about music and hyping each other up. And then they hang out outside of running and he tells her jason is no good or whatever. And like everyone is surprised they’re friends and they’re just like platonic soulmates

Do y’all ever think terrible things like wow she’s fat she shouldn’t wear that. But then say NO BAD BRAIN. WE DON’T SHAME. WE ARE A DECENT HUMAN. Because I do and I always feel bad about it 😔

I’m watching this series called Unbelievable on Netflix about a girl who was SA’d and people start to believe she made it up. Her previous foster mom talks to the detective, and she’s basically the first one to cast doubt which makes me hate her so much. She says that the girl had a past of acting out, she literally says “look-at-me behavior”. It enrages me so much because the girl should have been able to trust her. The whole show makes me enraged.

I’m reading this fic rn where Billy comes back to life from the upside down and he keeps on saying he’s the second coming of Jesus and it’s so fucking funny

I’m watching The Incredibles 2 and Elastigirl said she had a Mohawk so now I’m asking someone please please please please please draw this.

I like the fanfics where the reason Billy and his family leave California is because Neil found out Billy had a boyfriend and he’s an homophobic ass so he forces them to leave. Or someone in Cali finds out he abuses Billy and they leave. It just scratches my brain

Me finding out people like Snape:

Asked my little cousin what she wanted to listen to and she said the new Papa John’s commercial 💀💀

You’re telling me I watched all 5 fucking seasons of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel and she didn’t end up marrying Lenny Bruce

😐😐

I hate it when people are like, “well how do you know what they’re saying, you don’t speak Korean?” I don’t speak Spanish either, and I listen to Bad Bunny, I don’t speak Portuguese and I listen to Manu Gavassi! It doesn’t matter!!