I Think Next Thursday Is Gonna Be The Best Day Of My Entire Life Tbh

ungh yeah sex so good [Holds finger to earpiece] hold on [............] the president was just assassinated

send cropped political memes

like this

this post altered my brain so now whenever i have a bowl of any food i think Oh fuck yes it’s a little bowl of seeds for me

in 2022 may you find many seeds, nuts, berries, etc

Me: yeah I've been eating nothing but buckshot for like six days is that gonna be a problem?

Nurse who runs the MRI machine: Duuude this is gonna be so cool

It’s almost Passover :)