And It Still Looks Like Shit.

The reviews are out and... Fucking hell.

I expected it would be like this. What a damn disappointment.

At least the reviews are rightfully ripping into this travesty of a film.

It's what it deserves for butchering one of my favorite books with a $320M budget.

Girls don't want more Marvel movies, girls want an updated Dinotopia reboot

Tried designing the voices!

Ok so um I guess I just went down the Wendigoon iceberg and yeah I’m gonna stop watching that dudes videos 

Like I thought he was just some Gen Z kid making pretty normal youtube videos, i even thought he might be vaguely progressive

Dude legit created Boogaloo Boys big meme page

Which like…thats why he wears the fucking Hawaiian shirts…

He’s disowned it now bc “everyone from antifa members to fascists joined the movement”

so like he is the sort of dumbass who thinks antifa is an organization with members

also he accused some indigenous people who criticized his Wendigoon name of racism

Like ultimately he’s just some right libertarian dude from Tennessee which isnt exactly shocking but idk its weird when a dude is like that and also this into conspiracies

bc its a hop skip and a jump from “FBI is planning school shootings to try and force gun regulation” to “the LGBT movement is a plot to endanger our children with groomers” to “Great Replacement real”

I just wanted some fucking youtube shit to listen to in the background…

People on here really defended this piece of shit?

I'm not linking the post because I don't wanna spread it, not like it's too difficult for anyone to find it on their own.

My condolences for having to sit through it

I hate this movie so far

Fucking up so bad that scenes like this don't exist in the movie is a travesty

Inserting this into The Electric State tag to get people to read the book. So many cool fucking scenes in the book that weren't included in the movie. Such a shame.

Now I've seen A Quiet Place Day One, an update to my death angel analysis post coming soon!

If you're still defending GeorgeNotFound I'm going to assume you're just really fucking stupid

Me realizing holy shit they would make a sequel shittier than the last wouldn't they?

Another thing that bugs me about the Minecraft Movie is that it has basically signaled to Warner Bros, one of the WORST movie companies out there, that incompetent slop is acceptable.

People don’t want good movies. They just want bland, boring, uninspired movies with bad special effects and memes they can point to.

Competent writing? Not needed.

Competent filmmaking? Not needed.

Good special effects? Not needed.

Character growth and arcs? Not needed.

Original music? Not needed.

And now this has set the bar for all future Minecraft movies to come next. If there’s a sequel, it will be just as dumb and stupid as the first one was. The possibility of a new director or setting being tried out? Non existent.

Why aim for attempting to make a great film when barely “passable” earns you a BILLION DOLLARS?

Warner Bros was already firing directors, shutting down original films as tax write offs, selling off their animated movies, tearing down historic Loony Tunes animation buildings, and attempting to get scripts made through generated ai bullshit.

And the Minecraft Movie has just proven to them that their anti-creative approach WORKS.