Hate To Bombard Your Inbox But Like So Many People Are In Denial About Scott. I Went To The Dead By Daylight

Reminder: Michelle in the book is a lesbian. They erased that part of her in the movie adaptation for no reason at all. Fuck Netflix and the Russos.

Since it is getting warm again will we get to see Fievel peeled once more?

Soon They Peel Me

Happy(?) Gold Morning! Here's the 'thing' I mentioned I was working on a few weeks back: a map of all canon endbringer attacks plus 25 ones I made up to fill gaps in the timeline. I love rolling dice to decide the fates of hundreds of millions of fictionalized people!

Making this map really showed the gaps in the distribution of attacks. Europe is massively overrepresented, as is the US East Coast, but South and Central America, and especially Africa, are pretty massively underrepresented. I'm sure there's probably a kinda-sorta explanation you can spin about the endbringers only attacking places Eidolon is likely to defend, or the Simurgh attacking places that are more geopolitically influential, but that rings hollow to me.

In order to do this I had to make a massive spreadsheet of all the known canon attacks, then figure out how many attacks realistically fit in the gaps (mostly in the 2004-2009 years), then come up with 'realistic' casualty estimates (which are probably way too high but I wanted this to be bleak, I guess). probably 10-15 hours just spreadsheeting. Anyway,I think I've rambled enough. Enjoy(?)

You just hate fun /s

I fucking hate some of the people who try and push the idea that it was fun so it's okay for it to be soulless product slop made by out of touch execs who are too money-brained to try harder.

Netflix is going to fund the production of a 1984 movie remake but instead of it being about a nightmarish oppressive government regime it’ll instead be about a cool survivalist girl partnering up with a quirky robot named Big Brother and together they fight other robots. And the biggest online criticism against the movie will be that the main character is a girl.

in retrospect the whole "thanks you scott." Thread is now quite akward because now we have a few thousand of posts,fanarts and vídeos of people acting af if scott had literally died, bro calm down he's millionaire retiring in peace and fnaf didn't die the moment scott step out but never mind that it was all a lie i guess.

ITS SO EMBARRASSING. and one thing i hate is like, yeah the man started the franchise, but the things people are thanking scott for like the fun of unwravelling a mystery, the friends you make in community, the living you can make from it, whatever kind of joy you find in the franchise... none of that comes from scott. it comes from you and your peers, the fandom is the BACKBONE of fnaf and fnaf would not exist without it. if scott handnt made fnaf, i guarantee that someone else would have created a game in the animatronic horror genre (and better too, as proven by steel wool and megacat making the most popular games in the franchise thus far lol). scott never retired, he was just being a coward and didnt want to face any more backlash for being an unapologetic bigot lol

minecraft “lore” idea: what if the villagers have last names based on their careers (i.e a librarian’s last name could be “Bookkeeper”). When Steve meets the villagers he decides he ought to have a last name, and following the villager custom of a last name being based on what you do, he calls himself Steve Minecraft.

Ok so um I guess I just went down the Wendigoon iceberg and yeah I’m gonna stop watching that dudes videos 

Like I thought he was just some Gen Z kid making pretty normal youtube videos, i even thought he might be vaguely progressive

Dude legit created Boogaloo Boys big meme page

Which like…thats why he wears the fucking Hawaiian shirts…

He’s disowned it now bc “everyone from antifa members to fascists joined the movement”

so like he is the sort of dumbass who thinks antifa is an organization with members

also he accused some indigenous people who criticized his Wendigoon name of racism

Like ultimately he’s just some right libertarian dude from Tennessee which isnt exactly shocking but idk its weird when a dude is like that and also this into conspiracies

bc its a hop skip and a jump from “FBI is planning school shootings to try and force gun regulation” to “the LGBT movement is a plot to endanger our children with groomers” to “Great Replacement real”

I just wanted some fucking youtube shit to listen to in the background…

Have you heard of segmented plate armor? Also I don't see a line connecting those 2 pieces, looks more like shadow.

One thing I get particularly salty about Is when people complain about the light fury having hearts on her head and then pretend as if stormfly didnt have a much more noticable one in the second movie,I dont mind if u dont like the light fury but like play fair

I just realized, that's why Vic can run the world without any pushback from others in the world. Aside from being one of the people responsible for making improvements to peoples' lives, the Newgrounds attack probably affected everyone.

Thousands of lives lost and those left behind will feel huge sympathy for Vic, leading to him taking the reigns of leadership. Hell there's probably a culture of xenophobia against outsiders, especially ones with powers.

Though that xenophobia probably doesn't affect outsiders who were affected by TDL and TCO's rampage.