You Just Hate Fun /s

The USA just revealed that they have a lot of suckers.

Wanna know what would be a really messed up thing for Alan and his team to do?

SPOILERS FOR ANIMATOR VS ANIMATION 11 UNDER THE CUT ↓

Do those videos they make between every episode of AvA à la AvM but it's videos set before Mitsi's death showing the things Vic and Mitsi did to make Rocket Corp and the rest of the world. Just to break us down even more when we see them having a wholesome time knowing the inevitable.

.......Guys, have we seriously just. Forgotten what Scott did.

What the fuck. What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck. Was there some grovelling I missed or something???? Or are we seriously just fully, completely ignoring that the ONE THING his shitty 'apology' actually said (he would be stepping back) was complete and utter bullshit????!

Can people not be awful for five fucking seconds!?

Good time to mention that liking FNaF doesn't mean I don't fucking DESPISE Scott Cawthon and will block you if you think he's a chill dude who, A) doesn't hate women B), isn't off his fucking rocker C), isn't a fucking creep who's both written Matpat m-preg (twice) despite his discomfort with it and put Lovetaste Toy Chica in a game despite it's creator completely disowning the model and anyone who uses it because it makes them greatly uncomfortable D), continued to work with Pinkypills and Ladyfizi for years and E), isn't an all around awful person who donates your money to some of the worst people in the US

The reviews are out and... Fucking hell.

I expected it would be like this. What a damn disappointment.

At least the reviews are rightfully ripping into this travesty of a film.

It's what it deserves for butchering one of my favorite books with a $320M budget.

in retrospect the whole "thanks you scott." Thread is now quite akward because now we have a few thousand of posts,fanarts and vídeos of people acting af if scott had literally died, bro calm down he's millionaire retiring in peace and fnaf didn't die the moment scott step out but never mind that it was all a lie i guess.

ITS SO EMBARRASSING. and one thing i hate is like, yeah the man started the franchise, but the things people are thanking scott for like the fun of unwravelling a mystery, the friends you make in community, the living you can make from it, whatever kind of joy you find in the franchise... none of that comes from scott. it comes from you and your peers, the fandom is the BACKBONE of fnaf and fnaf would not exist without it. if scott handnt made fnaf, i guarantee that someone else would have created a game in the animatronic horror genre (and better too, as proven by steel wool and megacat making the most popular games in the franchise thus far lol). scott never retired, he was just being a coward and didnt want to face any more backlash for being an unapologetic bigot lol

i've been secretly saving my favorite versions of this meme to my inspirational quotes collection

Schools should be teaching us this

Okay I’m currently furious that migraines are often so blindly easy to treat and I had to find this out myself at the age of 26 when I’ve been to a neurologist since I was 11 lol so I’m about to teach you two neat and fast little tricks to deal with pain!

The first is the sternocleidomastoid muscle, or the SCM muscle.

This big red section is responsible for pain around the eye, cheekbone, and jaw, as well as some temple pain. Literally all you have to do is angle your head down a little, angle it away from the side that hurts, and then you can gently pinch and rub that muscle. I find it best to start at the bottom and travel upwards. The relief is so immediate! You can increase pressure as you feel comfortable doing so.

Here is a short and easy video showing this in action

The second is a fast and easy stretch that soothes your vagus nerve, which is the nerve responsible for calming you down. The vagus nerve, for those unfamiliar, is stimulated by deep breathing such as yawning, sighing, singing, or taking a deep breath to calm your anger in a tense situation.

You can stretch this out by sitting up as straight as possible (this does not have to be perfect to work) and interlacing your fingers. Put your hands on the back of your head with your thumbs going down the sides of your neck and, while keeping your face forward, look all the way to one side with just your eyes. Hold that until you feel the urge to breathe deeply or yawn, or until you can tell there’s a change. Then do the same thing on the other side. When you put your arms down, you should clearly be able to turn your head farther in both directions. If the first session doesn’t get rid of your migraine, rest and repeat as many times as necessary. I even get a little fancy with it and roll my eyes up and down along the outer edge sometimes to stretch as much as I can.

If you need a visual here’s a good video on it. I know some of the language they use seems questionable but this is real and simple science and should not be discarded because it’s been adopted by the trendy wellness crowd!

I seriously cannot believe I didn’t hear a word of this from any doctor in my life. Additionally, if you get frequent recurring migraines, you may want to see a dietician. Migraines can be caused by foods containing histamines, lectin, etc. and can also be caused by high blood pressure in specific situations such as exercise, stress, and even sex.

If any of this information helps you I’d love to hear it btw! It’s so so fast and easy to do. Good luck!

The Fnaf Fanverse is Wack

So for a little while even though I stopped being a fnaf fan I would keep my ear to the ground in terms of the drama in the Fanverse cause it was nuts. But after Theft King (A Fnaf News Youtuber) was rightfully ousted for some absolutely batshit behavior, I realized that this sub-community is so bonkers that it couldn’t go un-reported on. I deadass considered actually making a video essay again, but after realizing that doing so could have bad consequences for my friends I decided not to. But I can’t just not put out my findings, so I’m making a post on Tumblr where it’ll most likely either go nowhere, or at the very least be pretty contained. So for those of you annoyed that FnaF still has people supporting Cawthon, enjoy the schadenfreude under the cut.

(CW: for Transphobia, Social Engineering, Blackmail, Online Harassment, Grooming, and Pedophilia)

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