Um Hello? Are You Alive And Well Babes?
um hello? are you alive and well babes?
..yes
no i’ve just been swamped but im writing little by little 😛😛
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call me maybe | b.eilish
billie eilish x fem!reader
context. your ex situation-ship knows how to manipulate herself back into your life, her motives however are masked by her nonchalant demeanour.
warnings. nonchalant billie, making out, confusing storyline lowk, haven’t started pt2
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- 2 years ago -
her eyes had been what captured your attention throughout the night. her gaze seemed to linger longer than it should, indicating her interest and therefore sparking curiosity in you. and something you couldn’t deny; she was gorgeous.
“where’s your friend?” her smooth voice pulled you out of your thoughts, bringing you back to your ongoing conversation.
“she ditched like twenty minutes after we got here, i haven’t seen her since.” you put it almost humorously, anticipating a full recap of her night when you’d call her in the morning.
“you’re not worried?” the girl seemed genuinely curious to know, clearly taking interest in the dynamic of your friendship, in the events of the night, in you.
“i was, the first time. i’ve gotten used to it. she’ll get home in one piece and rave about her night tomorrow morning.” she smiled at the fact you could foresee the outcome of your friend’s disappearance in the club, almost as if it were a habit.
“it’s kinda shitty that she ditched you, not a very good wingwoman. though i doubt you find it hard.” she subtly hinted at real reason behind her interest. it was easy to tell with her, there was no doubt in your mind that she’d be into girls. but you wondered if she’d assumed the same about you.
“what? like getting girls?” you’d given her the confirmation, to eliminate any uncertainty. and for a split second, you could swear you saw a small smile creep onto her lips.
“girls huh?” she put it as if she was somewhat surprised.
“what?” you questioned the look on her face.
“i just didn’t think id get that lucky.” she smirked and you felt your insides flutter.
“what do you mean?” you asked her to clarify, really just wanting her to put it into words.
“i know i just met you,” she paused for a second, pulling out her phone, “but here’s my number.” she tapped her phone against yours to transfer your contact, and you turned it on so that you could accept it.
billie eilish, that was her name.
- present -
it was her eyes that had been the main point of recognition. they were unmistakable, cold yet sultry, a perfect combination for a perfect disaster. you’d known it all too well.
“billie.” her tight lips turned upwards slightly, pleased with your greeting. after all, it had only been a few months since you’d broken things off with her. and somehow, you ended up missing her.
“babe, this is a surprise.” she never could remain serious, and you’d been grateful in the moment as it eased the awkwardness you’d been anticipating.
“yeah, i didn’t expect to see you here.” you were awfully bad at small talk, and she chuckled, likely recognising this.
“you make it sound like something bad?” she pouted dramatically and you couldn’t help smiling, blushing even.
“no, no it’s a good thing. it’s good to see you.” she bit her lip, as if pondering on a comical response.
“oh yeah? how good?” she smirked and your breath hitched.
“stop it.” you looked away from her but she reached for your face and pulled your chin up, to meet her eyes again. those fucking eyes.
“stop what?” she was grinning, a smile so wicked it made your insides burn.
“we tried, we don’t work.” your rational thoughts finally made an appearance with your confrontation.
“that’s where you’re so wrong.” her face was dangerously close to yours. her lips almost brushing yours.
“billie.” you tried to interrupt her actions, you were obviously heading in a direction you’d find difficult to navigate out of.
“shh.” she pressed her finger up to your lips, her ring resting against the skin of your chin before it disappeared, and her lips were on yours. her hips pressing against yours as the cool metal of her rings returned, resting on your neck this time.
“bil-” she didn’t let you pull away, wouldn’t let you speak. and when her hands traveled down to your ass, and her tongue met your own, you snapped back into reality.
“billie.” you were breathing heavily.
“what?” you were shaking your head, backing away from her.
“i can’t do this again.” her brows let their furrowed state and she moved to place her hands back on your figure, gently.
“sure you can. we can do it right this time.” her words were so promising you almost fell for them. but you didn’t reply, just escaping her grasp and turning away.
“where do you think you’re going, baby?” the term of endearment stung, an unpleasant twinge in your heart you couldn’t quite place.
“call me.” her smirk, dripping with confidence, aggravated you in a way no one else could. she’d leave you thinking about her for days to come, and she knew it. you could still feel her on your lips.
“maybe.” her eyebrows raised at your response, but you didn’t stay to hear her, no doubt, witty response.
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maybe just fuck off | b.eilish
billie eilish x fem!reader
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her hands were tracing your hips, her body pressed firmly against yours as you pushed yourself against her, while her tongue explored your mouth. your hands were deep at the roots of her black hair, tugging when her fingers grazed your heat.
“mm, fuck.” your gasps were mumbled by her relentless kisses. she wouldn’t let go of you, wouldn’t give you a break. she was ready to devour you completely. and when your phone rang, picking it up wasn’t an option, as the continued ringing soon became a blur as your mind became foggy.
but then it rang for a second time, a slight annoyance creeping in, settling between the two of you. and then it rang for a third time.
“oh my god. who the fuck is calling you?” billie urged you to check, and you recognised the number to be your best friend. she kissed down your jaw and on your neck, leaving wet bites here and there.
“it’s my friend.” you waited for her to respond, not knowing if this was really the right time to pick up.
“answer it.” her annoyed tone evident when she spoke. but she just continued sucking the skin of your neck.
“yeah?” you spoke into the phone, before billie lifted her head to put the call on speaker, returning to your chest soon after.
“finally, i called three times.” her voice rang loudly through the phone speaker, startling the both of you.
“yeah, we know.” billie mumbled, but it was still audible. her lips on your neck made it almost impossible to focus on the call. your friend rambled on about billie’s tone and how she didn’t know you were together but that it was important, you weren’t really listening.
“well? what is it then?” you grew impatient, wanting billies warm lips back on yours. clearly she felt the same as she saw this as a chance to kiss you again, anticipating a long speech about whatever problematic your friend was so eager to share.
“i can hear you guys making out, it’s fairly disturbing.” the both of you froze, and when billie opened her mouth to speak, you weren’t quite quick enough to stop her.
“well maybe just fuck off then. we’re busy.” you slapped her arm when she said this, her words uncalled for.
“billie!” you scolded before returning to the call, “im sorry you said it’s important, go on?” you reverted your attention back to your friend, holding your hand up to billies face in a gesture for her to shut up.
“it’s not that important, i just called to ask if you’ve been on any of your socials recently?” her tone was leading towards something negative.
“uhh no?” billie reached for her phone to check what she was talking about, the both of you wondering what could be so bad.
“holy fuck, my phones blowing up! it was on mute the entire time but i’ve got like millions of notifications.” she quickly unlocked it to see what was going on.
“someone leaked a photo of you guys kissing.” your friend explained to you. your relationship wasn’t exactly public but naturally there were rumours already, it’s not like it was the end of the world.
“shit.” you leaned closer to billie, aiming to see what she had displayed on your phone.
“ew what a creep, that’s in my fucking kitchen!” you gasped when she showed you the picture.
“god everyone needs to just fuck off!” she huffed while you thanked your friend and ended the call. “i’m sorry baby. you don’t deserve some creep camped out in your garden taking photos of us. i’ll have my security system installed at yours.” she pecked yours lips as she apologised.
“don’t worry, bils. i look good in the photo so what do i care?” she chuckled as her lips came back up to yours.
“yes you do, babe.” she held you tenderly as she kissed you again. and then again, and a couple more times until the situation was forgotten.
— ✄ outtakes of billie’s rolling stone photoshoot, may, 2024.
(the scissors?? i know what you are…)
⊹₊⟡⋆ blurb bsf billie giving head to reader ⊹₊⟡⋆
“so you really never had an orgasm?”
“let me help you with that.”
you two were gossiping about your ex girlfriend, but you told billie she never made you cum and you didn’t even know what it felt like… that was enough for her to lure you into letting her give you head and, in her own words, “it would be necessary for you to know what it feels like” it didn’t take much for her to be with her face buried in your pussy, sucking your clit like her life depends on it. you suddenly feel two fingers of hers sliding into your folds, you couldn’t help but moan and roll your eyes to the back of your head as her fingers curled inside of you. her skilled tongue was licking and sucking your clit as she pounded her fingers inside of you. both of your hands go down to billie’s head, pushing her face towards your poor pussy in an needy gesture. she just smirked and giggled as her pace speeded and her tongue sucked right on the place you needed. it didn’t take more then 5 minutes for her to make you cum all over her chin, she took her fingers out of you, sucking them and tasting you even more.
“you taste so good baby.”
i beg of you for a fic of billie just getting her tooth gems and the silver tooth thingy, i think they’re called grills(?) ain’t got a clue but THEYRE SO DAMN HOT PLEASE I NEED A SMUT FIC INCORPORATING THEM 🙏🙏 (dom billie!!!)
its a blurb bby, but nevertheless its here 💖
bling
YEAH LEAVE MY BABY ALONE WE ARE HUMAN BEINGS TOO YA KNOW
ugh and now i’m giggling uncontrollably
THATS RIGHT IM HER BABY 😛
las doce uvas de la suerte | b.eilish
bestfriend!billie x fem!reader
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“there’s no way you’re serious?” she almost laughed at the grapes in your hand, only five minutes of the year left, the new one approaching.
“of course im serious! i’ve got enough for you if you’d like some?” she thought on it for a second, taking in your environment. a rather large gathering at one of your friends house, most of the guests huddled outside, preparing for the fireworks.
“you know what, i’d love some.” her smile was still bright, accepting the precise number of twelve grapes you handed her.
“okay, do you know how it works?” she hesitated for a moment, not wanting to mistake the tradition you held so dearly.
“yeah, twelve grapes in twelve seconds right?” you nodded in excitement as you began to crouch, heading for the table in your friend’s living room.
“what the hell are you doing?” she questioned, a puzzled look as you why you were now sitting cross legged, underneath the table.
“what do you mean? hurry up it’s nearly midnight!” she followed before rephrasing her question.
“is there a reason as to why we’re under the table?” she was amused, despite her confusion.
“i’m not really sure, that’s just how it is.” you both laughed before you heard the group of people counting down from twenty.
“get ready! when we hear twelve, we go. one grape per second.” she nodded in understanding as you prepared the first grape. when you heard the shouts, you both started eating the grapes. the further you got to the new year, the more billie struggled. when the shouts erupted into screams of joy, you had both eaten the last grape, now finding it challenging to chew and swallow them.
“happy new year!” you shouted as you hugged her. she just sort of sat there, not fully returning the hug.
“are you okay?” your question didn’t faze her, she just smiled at you, her eyes bright. and that’s when she kissed you. your best friend, reaching for your face and bringing it to hers. and it wasn’t the usual new years kiss between two friends. it was more. and you kissed her back, relishing in the moment.
“yeah, i’m better than okay.”
note: happy new year’s eve, new year’s day or whatever/ whenever you celebrate! i wish you all the best 😘
i just did my nails so idk how much i’ll be able to write this week but here’s a cute little new years blurb for you baddies
x lilia
