Doctor-rudy-g-numpad - Rudy's Office Of Randomness

I have this one shirt I like that EVERYTIME I wear it I'll eventually get a stain on it that is washable but weirdly noticeable

I swear to god cursed items are real and the curses are mild inconveniences

Finally. time for my emotional support Donkey Kong

Saw 1: Jigsaw is an old senile extremist putting people into death traps to prove his twisted worldview

The rest of Saw movies where Jigsaw is alive: Nooooo, trust us we tooooootally had more depth planned, his motivations behind throwing people into pits of syringes and needles and cremating them alive are completely puuure, he's not such a bad guy *afterall*

Saw movies where Jigsaw is dead: It Was All part of his plan, don't ask us why we are only showing this in flashbacks instead of in the previous movies, it was tooootally all planned

having a husband: epic

having a husband that "cooks" like a 1950s housewife with unlimited access to jello packets and also a face that makes you feel bad for turning down anything he offers you: not epic

Alright, I'm back. Do any of you MORTALS want a smoothie?

Brb, gonna go develop a god complex to cope with the eternal disappointment

i love the vocal sonic tracks. i have too many of them memorized. i wanna know which one is your favorite. i obviously couldn't fit every one in the choices but i tried to get the most popular ones in + include older ones

Ways to carry a person slasher (Jason edition)

I am feeling very productive today after booting up a program that I have no idea how to use, opening settings, accidentally crashing it, and closing it after accomplishing nothing

Very interesting

(Extremely importnat)

Strawberry milkshake with banana syrup

or

Banana milkshake with strawberry syrup?

banana milkshake with strawberry syrup are you insane. why would anyone have strawberry as the base that shit is not made for human people

what if the grounds werent haunting………..