Finally. Time For My Emotional Support Donkey Kong

If you're feeling down, remember:

At least you're doing better than dreamcast

Saying "I know where you live" to a roommate or a neighbor is one of the funniest things you can do imo

The neutral judgements are so underrated imo

Wake up, babe, new life series dropped 

Kermit is the relatable

To me Kermit the Frog is like one of those characters who’s every letter of the LGBTQ+ acronym at once based on who’s looking at him. Kermit is transmasc? Sure. Kermit is a lesbian? Okay. Kermit is a gay man? Why not. Kermit is transfem? I should’ve known.

Ways to carry a person slasher (Jason edition)

Monster check.

Whenever I see art of Hatsune Miku I just let out a high pitched "Miku!" and then keep scrolling

I have this one shirt I like that EVERYTIME I wear it I'll eventually get a stain on it that is washable but weirdly noticeable

I swear to god cursed items are real and the curses are mild inconveniences

Let's be honest; when a console game says "press any button" most people still press the start button