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thats my cool wife thats my cool husband

I miss the time when every racing game wasn't just about getting to the finish line, but, also making sure that everyone else's car explodes

I have the memory of Prometheus

Every day I learn a new skill

And every night I forget it

"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse":

-Bland

-Overused

-Encourages violence against horsies :(

"I'm so hungry I could eat a cactus":

-Original

-Unexpected

-Shows the lenght you're willing to go in order to get some nutrition

Saying "I know where you live" to a roommate or a neighbor is one of the funniest things you can do imo

Moxie doodles (and treat

WHY DOES THIS KEEP SHOWING UP ON MY DASH IN WINTER!?!?!?

Autumn 🍂 is here !!

Don’t remember if I reblogged this

Roxy in ice spice’s good beautiful outfit she recently wore except made in pink colourway <3

*Looks at the sky*

"Heyheyheeey, c'maaaahn I'm a silly little guy, I'm Just a silly little guy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy"

can it stop snowing it's my birthday in nine days ;__;