you're good? yeah you're feeling alright? well you should be feeling blue da ba dee da ba di
i love the vocal sonic tracks. i have too many of them memorized. i wanna know which one is your favorite. i obviously couldn't fit every one in the choices but i tried to get the most popular ones in + include older ones
Give the pop up on how to aim down sight after you miss too many shots
Give the pop up on how to walk in the middle of the final boss fight
I think game devs should use tutorial pop ups to mess with people Just give the pop up on how to jump after you fall into a pit
I miss the time when every racing game wasn't just about getting to the finish line, but, also making sure that everyone else's car explodes
"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse":
-Bland
-Overused
-Encourages violence against horsies :(
"I'm so hungry I could eat a cactus":
-Original
-Unexpected
-Shows the lenght you're willing to go in order to get some nutrition
having a husband: epic
having a husband that "cooks" like a 1950s housewife with unlimited access to jello packets and also a face that makes you feel bad for turning down anything he offers you: not epic
Stuck in a time loop, but I don't even notice anything wrong for like a solid 3 months.
Wrote a fanfic about my OC, but the script is no longer there when I wake up? I guess I forgot to save it.
Have to do the same task at work as yesterday? I guess it was a bulk order.
Somebody keeps asking me the same questions every day? Everyone has their own go-to conversation starters.
Me playing evil genius 2: "If I don't have any walls I'm gonna have so much more space!"
TL, DR; turns out not having any walls won't help when things inevitably get set on fire and then spread to literally every room
Relax, princess. Let your mind wander. It may be one of the last moments of calm you experience.