I Think Game Devs Should Use Tutorial Pop Ups To Mess With People Just Give The Pop Up On How To Jump

Alright, I'm back. Do any of you MORTALS want a smoothie?

Brb, gonna go develop a god complex to cope with the eternal disappointment

Half Guy Half Fairy         Guy Fieri

I feel so silly

Brb, gonna go develop a god complex to cope with the eternal disappointment

Was eating cheese sticks and went (out loud) "I wonder if I have a sauce to go along with these"

Checked the fridge

The first bottle I pulled out was liquid chlorophyll

I feel so silly

The nonbinary experience of always picking the nonhuman/"silly" characters in video games

kid sketch dump just to leep the account active for a while lol, with a teenager extra

Very interesting

(Extremely importnat)

Strawberry milkshake with banana syrup

or

Banana milkshake with strawberry syrup?

banana milkshake with strawberry syrup are you insane. why would anyone have strawberry as the base that shit is not made for human people

"For some reason", I say as I proceed to explain my reasoning in full detail

mischievous border critter