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1 month ago

I was watching Daredevil Born Again and I need people to understand that when I saw blood in the shower my brain immediately went for a split second "oh he's on his period".

I Was Watching Daredevil Born Again And I Need People To Understand That When I Saw Blood In The Shower
I Was Watching Daredevil Born Again And I Need People To Understand That When I Saw Blood In The Shower
3 months ago

i need to kill [remembers that suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] everyone else [remembers that this makes me a horrible person] and then myself


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1 month ago
Sam Looking Down At Buckys Hand, Almost Confused, Because They Aren’t The Hand Shaking Type.

Sam looking down at buckys hand, almost confused, because they aren’t the hand shaking type.

But then Sam remembers they’re in public and it clicks why Buckys going in for a handshake instead of just kissing him. They have reputations to uphold and can’t risk people knowing, not yet at least.

1 month ago
How He Probably Felt B4 The Duel

how he probably felt b4 the duel

8 months ago

fucking real. THEIR CHILDISH BANTER COULDVE BEEN SO FUCKING FUNNY I SWEAR

I think I’ve seen some similar takes on this already but the whole lila and five get stuck in the time line subway subplot had a lot of potential actually but they just BUTCHERED it with the whole romance thing

imo the could have just done this:

- show them bickering and arguing, fighting over wich station/line to chose next in a sibling like manner

- show lila falling asleep on fives shoulder as she keeps mumbling about some stupid thing Diego has done while five tops that story with an even more stupid anecdote from their childhood

- show five trying to shave himself without a mirror and failing miserably until lila rolls her eyes and goes “give it here you absolute imbecile” and then helping him out BUT STAYING AT A REASONABLE DISTANCE AND NOT BREATHING ALL OVER HIS FACE

- show them freezing on the subway floor, five mentioning how they could save body heat by staying close to each other, visibly uncomfortable, and lila pulls a face but they end up falling asleep shoulder to shoulder NOT CUDDLING

- show them at the greenhouse timeline, covering the walls with self-drawn maps and complicated calculations, brooding night after day after night, trying to figure this out with lila drawing little hearts on the paper with her kids initials in it

- show five finding the map on the subway, immediately rushing to tell lila whose face lights up like a supernova and as she exclaims “fuck, we’re going home!” she tries to high five him (it doesn’t really work, because five does NOT do high fives) and then pulls him in for a hug. five just about lets that happen, but he smiles a tiny smile and they arrive just in time for Christmas

basically instead of the romance that gave everyone the ick, they could have just gone for the whole sibling like dynamic between the two of them that I adored a lot in the previous season(s)!!!!


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1 month ago
Ody Was Late To Get His Flat Coloring Done Cause He Got Lost!

Ody was late to get his flat coloring done cause he got lost!

8 months ago

brisket five 😓😓

Here's a list of things I liked in s4 because I need more than one morbidly beautiful opening shot to give me a purpose in life:

Confirmation that Ben and Viktor were close as children

Proof that Ben's always had a mean streak in him, the brainwashing just made him seem like a saint

The concept of the time subway

Five's Deli

That scene with Diego spinning in the air with bullets swirling around him

Jennifer having a Filipina actress

Diego and Lila's daughter being named Grace

Klaus practically being Claire's other parent

Luther embracing the silly

Gene and Jean

4 months ago

i see myself in this post

Steve: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?

Peter: How did you know I was up until 3am?

Tony: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.


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1 month ago

will solace knew nico di angelo had a crush on him because he could feel nico’s rapid heartbeat whenever he stood close to him and all because of his apollo related to medicine powers and he was just trolling nico with pretending he doesn’t know anything but you didn’t hear that from me

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