fucking real. THEIR CHILDISH BANTER COULDVE BEEN SO FUCKING FUNNY I SWEAR
I think I’ve seen some similar takes on this already but the whole lila and five get stuck in the time line subway subplot had a lot of potential actually but they just BUTCHERED it with the whole romance thing
imo the could have just done this:
- show them bickering and arguing, fighting over wich station/line to chose next in a sibling like manner
- show lila falling asleep on fives shoulder as she keeps mumbling about some stupid thing Diego has done while five tops that story with an even more stupid anecdote from their childhood
- show five trying to shave himself without a mirror and failing miserably until lila rolls her eyes and goes “give it here you absolute imbecile” and then helping him out BUT STAYING AT A REASONABLE DISTANCE AND NOT BREATHING ALL OVER HIS FACE
- show them freezing on the subway floor, five mentioning how they could save body heat by staying close to each other, visibly uncomfortable, and lila pulls a face but they end up falling asleep shoulder to shoulder NOT CUDDLING
- show them at the greenhouse timeline, covering the walls with self-drawn maps and complicated calculations, brooding night after day after night, trying to figure this out with lila drawing little hearts on the paper with her kids initials in it
- show five finding the map on the subway, immediately rushing to tell lila whose face lights up like a supernova and as she exclaims “fuck, we’re going home!” she tries to high five him (it doesn’t really work, because five does NOT do high fives) and then pulls him in for a hug. five just about lets that happen, but he smiles a tiny smile and they arrive just in time for Christmas
basically instead of the romance that gave everyone the ick, they could have just gone for the whole sibling like dynamic between the two of them that I adored a lot in the previous season(s)!!!!
Was anyone else weirded out by the trafficking side plot with Klaus?? It made me so uncomfortable, and I felt horrible for Klaus. While I always love Klaus's screen time WHAT did that add to the plot?? It was just creepy and unnecessary and played off as a JOKE.
Generations of being cold
Just want to let everyone know that durring state testing i had to read and write an essay about Hamilton. THEY HAD US READ THE ELECTION OF 1800
Have you drawn Elpenor and Perimedes?
yeah 2 times
hamilton is a great example of 'never meet your favorite celebrities'
i see myself in this post
Steve: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Peter: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Tony: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.
THIS.
Unironically, the funniest part of tuas4 is that a version of five decided to make that cafe in the subway station and everything that's served there is bad. Five chose that menu knowing what he, and other fives, like and made the active choice to make the coffee taste bad and the food incorrect.