Who Do I Gotta Kill To Get A Decent Cup Of Coffee?????

real shit

S4 of the umbrella academy would have been so much better if they scrapped everything and just had the entire plot be Ben convincing the others to scam Sir Reginald for all he’s worth via crypto

Bruce: When do you usually go to sleep? Tony: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.

Bonus:

Thor: I have nothing to do with your terrible sleep schedule.

Was anyone else weirded out by the trafficking side plot with Klaus?? It made me so uncomfortable, and I felt horrible for Klaus. While I always love Klaus's screen time WHAT did that add to the plot?? It was just creepy and unnecessary and played off as a JOKE.

this is so special to me

everyone else: prying information out of five like pulling teeth

five, walking up to viktor and klaus unprompted: hey. the apocalypse is coming. help me out

*a few months after The Ithaca Saga*

Odysseus: *wakes up at the dead of night drenched in cold sweat*

Penelope: Love? What's wrong?

Odysseus: That prophet son of a bitch- IT WAS ME!

Penelope: What??

Odysseus: I WAS THE MAN WHO WAS HAUNTING ALL ALONG!!

Penelope: *pulling him down and hugging him* ok dear just go back to sleep.

*meanwhile in the Underworld*

Tiresias: Fucking finally that dumbass

love unliking and reliking a post after mutual reblogs it from me #loveyou

Klaus really has a high emotional intelligence. He is described as "oddly perceptive", picking up on things regarding others that no one else does in the book "Extra Ordinary". He sees when others are excluded. When people act shitty but are actually desperately lonely. And he tries to make them feel better!

But that also means that he realized very early on that they weren't truly loved.

"He hated children too and he had plenty of us." That statement becomes extremely bitter and sad when Reginald does say "I have a deep dislike of children. I do not have them, nor do I intend to have them" in the 60s when they time travelled in season 2.