real shit
S4 of the umbrella academy would have been so much better if they scrapped everything and just had the entire plot be Ben convincing the others to scam Sir Reginald for all he’s worth via crypto
hamilton is a great example of 'never meet your favorite celebrities'
Ody was late to get his flat coloring done cause he got lost!
i hate these writers dude
okay so let me get this straight
Luther lost his wife then died as a stripper with a house that's falling apart
Diego died after just having found out his wife, who he'd been unhappy with for a long time, cheated on him with his brother
Allison died without a husband, with her career at a standstill, after not speaking to her family for years and without really fixing their relationship
Klaus died after relapsing after 3 years of sobriety, scaring his niece, without reuniting with Dave and with the additional trauma of being buried alive and sex trafficked
Five died having failed to stop the apocalypse - his only goal for the past, what, 60 years of his life - with unresolved feelings for Lila
Ben died suffering inside a huge blob that ended the world, never getting to be happy with Jennifer
Viktor died because he finally, FINALLY dared to question and oppose his father, after being unable to maintain a stable relationship with a woman for years (RIP Sissy ig)
Lila died stuck in an unhappy marriage, with conflicted feelings towards her husband AND his brother, with whom she had cheated
ok ok cool cool cool, got it.
when you finish a fic that was everything you could of hoped for and you click on their user to see that they’ve written dozens of fics for that pairing
literally??
Genuinely why would Lila not be happy in a relationship with Diego???
THAT MAN WANTED TO BE A HERO, HE WANTED TO BE NUMBER ONE, HE WAS A FUCKING VIGILANTE FOR FUCKS SAKE HE KNEW THAT NORMAL LIFE SUCKED AND WANTED TO DO MORE!!!
AND YOURE TELLING ME LILA DIDNT THINK TO TALK WITH HIM ABOUT THAT SHIT?????? THAT MAN WOULD HAVE SAID ‘YES MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE GO WRECK HAVOC ILL PICK UP THE KIDS TODAY AND DONT FORGET NEXT WEEKEND ITS MY TURN TO GO PUNCH SOME PEOPLE’
DIEGO WOULD HAVE UNDERSTOOD “BOOKCLUB” AND HAVE SUPPORTED IT 110%
I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars
why are you as an adult open-mouth coughing all over the place
@bigidiotenergytm's commision of his Hades <3
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