A Concept

Bread is basically just flour + yeast + liquid right..?

Gatorade bread.

reposting from Pinterest

Happy Halloween!! Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!

affirmations

i am a cool bug

i am not gross

people who find me want to show me to their friends

i fill a valuable role in the ecosystem

macro lenses will not harm me

"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

Cute partner  nicknames

The One

gay sex

Manhattan project 

disease 

*teleports in your home then teleports out*

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