White Girls Hunting Me In Packs

me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin

the nefarious anglerfish:

Do you like biting ?

ya that’s why they’re putting me down tonight

reblog if your page is a safe space for ppl who use neopronouns

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

who's a pretty bird

I love to use my disability “as an excuse.” Fuck yeah my disability is an excuse. It’s the most valid excuse I have. I’m not helping you lift that box/etc because my disability would make it fucking painful. Not wanting to be in pain is a good enough reason. I’m not going to put myself in pain to comfort your sensibilities.

Yes I’m using my disability as an excuse because I refuse to hurt myself for you. If you’re mad about it you can cry! ❤️

Redrew this image with my boy, he deserves it

some more little raptor designs, as usual available to purchase on my kofi

stretches my legs out so far with all toes spread out wide