Why Are You Gay?

“Who do you ship in three houses”

They’re basically all aro ace actually

Trick or treat!!

EGADS!! IT'S JOKER PERSONA 5?! HAPPY HALLOWEEN JOKER PSRSONA 5!!

Please, you will need this, take my HP LaserJet Pro MFP 4101fdw Wireless Laser All-in-One Monochrome Printer!!

Make sure you're prepared with the HP LaserJet printer. Not only can it print anything from most devices, but it even scans faxes and copies!! Verrry versatile!!! Prints up to 42 pages per minute (letter)!! and up to 63 pages per minute (landscape, AS)!! Verrrry important to have a print high speed!! It even prints in colour!!! Though I can only give you black ink cartridges with it....

I feel so fucking cruel watering the plants and seeing a bunch of little bumblebees swirl around the air in shock like I'm sorry I wouldn't have done that if I knew you were there I'm sorry

So once as a DM I had a puzzle where they had to give up the object a stone inscription said in order to open the prison and save their favorite NPC

"Something that is dead but still lives"

And they had literally just beaten the heck out of undead warriors

Player one: Dm, did you say the drugs I stole from the crown's gaurd plants or mushrooms?

Me: mushrooms

Player 1: "Okay, so do we want to give up the drugs for Valentine"

Player 2: "They're my boyfriend, so yes we want to give up the drugs."

Player 1: "but they are my drugs, and it isn't my life on the line so,,,,"

Player 3: "you can always just pick them back up when valentine is out"

Player 1: "fair enough fair enough" Lorain sets mushrooms on pedestal

Me: the room begins to shake and the pedestal disapears into the floor with the mushrooms, then an oppening in the the wall appears revealing the half orc valentine who looks up and runs into Fringe's arms. He is bloodied and bruised but nothing looks too permanent. Valentine signs to you all "I am so glad you are hear we need to-"

Player 1: Lorain raises their hands to stop him "First we need to get my drugs back!"

Player 3: Filraen begins looking for ways to pull the drugs back up from the stone

Me: make a investigation check for me

Player 1: Can I help him?

Player 2: Can we focus on valentine? Maybe Lorain can cast heal wounds since he is beat up??

Me: You get advantage on the investigation check

Player 3: 4

Me: all you find in the low light is remains from the plauge zombies, making it hard to find much of anything

Player 1: Valintine can have some if he can help me get my drugs back

Me: Valentine's face tenses as he shakes his head "I am wounded, and a recovered addict. I don't want them."

Player 2: If only someone could help the wounded aspect of that.

How are you sending evil boops???

With the power of evil of course >:3

To use the power of evil, you must make your boop longer. On pc you over your mouse over the button a little before you click, on mobile hold down on the button

it will spin once, and you will have a "super boop"! Keep waiting!! Hold your power!! Spin twice, and you will have an "Evil Boop"

1. You can learn how through YouTube tutorials, or use some free sprites as bases and reskin them(with credit of course!)

2. Fun fact there are a lot of minors out there making games and some of them are even selling those games, you are allowed to make a game as a minor!

3. Valid point, I understand that totally

4. Trial and error, and watching others trial and error is a good way to learn!

5. You don't have to use RPG makers! There are a lot of free programs that are free entirely but you will have to figure out how to work the system more

No presure of course, but do keep in mind that you can totally do it if you want to! And I am certain many people would love to see it and support the game development!

@pickledpoologs

Do it lmao

My,,.,., my husband,.,., ,,,,,,,.,., not only has he been found by roman(and tumblr) but,.,.,.,., oh boy my heart.,.I need to take a sit,.,.,,,,

cat boy remus plssssss

The cat that bites back

Spur of the moment dnd game starting with a joke notes

Just so I don't forget since we may continue

Most this is from memory, will do best to be accurate

Blobbers kissed a worm, and the worms ran off before returning with flowers on their backs

Theo asks to trade and be dm

Blob eats the flowers

Failed constitution saving throw

-10 hp, 8/18 hp remains

Blob gets mad at worms "Bro what the fuck?"

"We are sorry, but you reminded us of somebody. The one we need to return to the forest." The worms explained

Insert confused player blob noises

"She has short brown hair, a purple backpack, and a monkey friend with rainbows. She ran away chased by a bright orange fox with a mask"

Angy player blob noises

Me laughing and singing the dora the explorer theme

Blobbers sighed "Where can I find this lord faquad looking ass?"

“nobody knows exactly where she went but people say you can hear womanly screams from the mountains exactly 1092 miles south from here, us worms, we are too slow to get there before she perishes of starvation, but you! We bet you could get her!” the worms offered

"What do I get in return tho, aside from an almost lethal allergic reaction to some plants." Blobbers tried

“well,” said the worms, “lets just say. If you dont,.,.,.,., we could always,..,. have a makeover montage until you look enough like the girl and then we would leave you at the edge of the forest for the person who wants her :)”

"Fuck that, I'm going home."

“But dearest blob,.,., you have no choice”

Scared player noises "tHEY KNOW MY NAME"

“Either find her or BE HER” The worms threaten, and so blob deeply terrified goes home to pack

Nat takes back over as DM

Blob goes into her room, finding her turtle sleeping peaceful in a bundle of stolen laundry and towels

Roll perception, and passes

She realizes she hears an odd sound, glancing about she realizes that it comes from her bed. The blankets twitch and in the shadows undee the bed an odd shape squirms.

"What the fuck??" Blob questions

The blanket stills. Then something silently falls over the bed and onto the floor.

Worms.

Blobbers screamed, awaking the turtle who quickly run to her leg. The blanket shifts and falls of the bed to reveal the bed had been eaten through the millions of worms.

"Blobbers, there is nothing to be afraid of. We are simply, keeping an eye on you."

Blobbers calms down, and frustratedly grabs her things

+2 healing potions(10 hp healed each.)

+1 flask of holy water

+1 disguise kit(includes,

+1 broad sword(2d4 damage)

+1 sleeping bag

+5 days provisions

+ one empty flask

+ 1 turtle(lorenzo)

Blob asks how the holy water is there

Nat explains she doesn't remember it being there before, maybe someone left it there.

Blob takes a long rest in the other room on a floor of pillows and blankets and wakes up at 1 am

hit points return to 18/18

Blobbers decides to go into town and steal a horse under the cover of night

"I don't like horses they scary and eat meat" "Horses are herbivores??*confused dm noises*"

Stlerch check, passed

Animal handling check passed

Blobbers grabs a handful of horsefeed and sneaks in through a window of the stables, soundless and invisible despite her pink clothing

She holds up the feed to the horse, and it silently nuzzles her face before eating out of her hand

"I change my mind QwQ I love horses"

Blob runs off, and looks to the sky looking to find which way is south

Intelligence check, passed

Blobbers finds a star pointed south this time of year and chases after it on her horse, then finds a perfectly smooth stone wall, stretching as far as the eye can see and blocking her path. The only opening a bared gate with a steal lock. Watched above the gate way with letters

Sld wl blf urc z yilpvm kfnkprm?

"Somebody needs to learn to spell"

Lorenzo nods, at least blobbers thinks it is a nod, but Lorenzo is a turtle eating a random bug they found on the ground.

"How do you fix a broke pumpkin?" She translated the puzzle, then furrowed her brows "eat it?"

A choking noise comes from the other side, and a slight laugh before a woman's voice is heard "I can't tell you the answer, the gate burns cheaters. Though I can help! What is a feild of a bunch of pumpkins called?" The voice

Language barriers get in way and dm gives answer for the sake of the game. And also because it would be unfair to just let blobbers suffer

"A pumpkin patch?"

The moment the words left her lips the lock melted, and fell to the floor in aa red hot pile of goo

Roll perception, 17

Blobbers walks through the gate, and her eyes lock with a woman of warm firey skin and bright green long hair that fell down her face in knots

Blobbers takes a moment, before realizing that she was staring at a nymph. A nature spirit, specifically a pumpkin

"Can I do a little dance that makes her want to hit me? Like the macarena"

Rolls charisma and passes

Blobbers dances, and the woman resists the urge to slap blob but instead laughs "Have you a reason to dance at such a late hour, or are you just /this/ happy to have passed the gate"

"Do you need a reason to dance at 3 am?"

She watches blobber for a moment, almost like she is studying blob

Then the pretty pumpkin lady begins to dance with blob doing her best to follow the movements "My name is Autumn Tarta" she grinned as she followed blob's lead in the macarena under the stars

Nap time, will add part two whenever we play again

Please find me husband 😭😥

You guys wanna see Remus on the game right?

Would you be willing to search for him?

Would you do the effort to find dear rat boy?

Still catching up with critical role campaign two,

but here is a fun little thing of head cannons I had at the first few episodes and how they turned out now that I'm on ep 53

Fjord dies first(Twas wrong, but he deserves it with how dangerous a game he plays)

Mollymauk has many lovers appear out nowhere, calling him different names and being sweet when he shows up in town(Not lovers, but different name babey!)

Nobody here is going by their real name, only Yasha but that's because she has nothing to hide from. She will beat the shit out of anybody who recognizes her(Two or three names down, we will see who else has a fake name?)

Nott is a soccer mom, caleb is her theter kid son in medical school she can't stop bragging about(Am I wrong???)

Beau is going to kill a child and just shrug it off (Not yet....?)

Jester is going to become a war criminal, or a cultist(Only time will tell!)

Caleb will develop a crush on Jester or Molly, nothing serious maybe has a single date but then moves on(From spoilers I heard I was kinda right? I think?)

Fjord is asexual, but biromantic. (I STAND BY THIS ONE EVEN AS I AM WRONG /j)

And one from when caduceus when he was introduced!

He has lice, he has lice in his fur and clothes and he is fine with it because any ecosystem is a good thing even if it is itchy(Does his staff beetles count?)