So Once As A DM I Had A Puzzle Where They Had To Give Up The Object A Stone Inscription Said In Order
So once as a DM I had a puzzle where they had to give up the object a stone inscription said in order to open the prison and save their favorite NPC
"Something that is dead but still lives"
And they had literally just beaten the heck out of undead warriors
Player one: Dm, did you say the drugs I stole from the crown's gaurd plants or mushrooms?
Me: mushrooms
Player 1: "Okay, so do we want to give up the drugs for Valentine"
Player 2: "They're my boyfriend, so yes we want to give up the drugs."
Player 1: "but they are my drugs, and it isn't my life on the line so,,,,"
Player 3: "you can always just pick them back up when valentine is out"
Player 1: "fair enough fair enough" Lorain sets mushrooms on pedestal
Me: the room begins to shake and the pedestal disapears into the floor with the mushrooms, then an oppening in the the wall appears revealing the half orc valentine who looks up and runs into Fringe's arms. He is bloodied and bruised but nothing looks too permanent. Valentine signs to you all "I am so glad you are hear we need to-"
Player 1: Lorain raises their hands to stop him "First we need to get my drugs back!"
Player 3: Filraen begins looking for ways to pull the drugs back up from the stone
Me: make a investigation check for me
Player 1: Can I help him?
Player 2: Can we focus on valentine? Maybe Lorain can cast heal wounds since he is beat up??
Me: You get advantage on the investigation check
Player 3: 4
Me: all you find in the low light is remains from the plauge zombies, making it hard to find much of anything
Player 1: Valintine can have some if he can help me get my drugs back
Me: Valentine's face tenses as he shakes his head "I am wounded, and a recovered addict. I don't want them."
Player 2: If only someone could help the wounded aspect of that.
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I bring back your quotes as a motivator!
Really though boob it is okay to just not do things, take a while and relax
You hurt your wrist again or pull an all nighter I will hunt you down and make you take care of yourself
I got 99 tasks and I have done none
*aggressive footsteps* "..daddy?" "DO I LOOK LIKE YER-"
I just wanna wear a poet shirt
How are you sending evil boops???
With the power of evil of course >:3
To use the power of evil, you must make your boop longer. On pc you over your mouse over the button a little before you click, on mobile hold down on the button
it will spin once, and you will have a "super boop"! Keep waiting!! Hold your power!! Spin twice, and you will have an "Evil Boop"
Still catching up with critical role campaign two,
but here is a fun little thing of head cannons I had at the first few episodes and how they turned out now that I'm on ep 53
Fjord dies first(Twas wrong, but he deserves it with how dangerous a game he plays)
Mollymauk has many lovers appear out nowhere, calling him different names and being sweet when he shows up in town(Not lovers, but different name babey!)
Nobody here is going by their real name, only Yasha but that's because she has nothing to hide from. She will beat the shit out of anybody who recognizes her(Two or three names down, we will see who else has a fake name?)
Nott is a soccer mom, caleb is her theter kid son in medical school she can't stop bragging about(Am I wrong???)
Beau is going to kill a child and just shrug it off (Not yet....?)
Jester is going to become a war criminal, or a cultist(Only time will tell!)
Caleb will develop a crush on Jester or Molly, nothing serious maybe has a single date but then moves on(From spoilers I heard I was kinda right? I think?)
Fjord is asexual, but biromantic. (I STAND BY THIS ONE EVEN AS I AM WRONG /j)
And one from when caduceus when he was introduced!
He has lice, he has lice in his fur and clothes and he is fine with it because any ecosystem is a good thing even if it is itchy(Does his staff beetles count?)
Logan,,,, happy,,,, art style,,, stolen,,,,
Nobody tell blob, she can't do anything
Don't you love it when your friends from your old therpies are super proud of you for trying a new flavor of Gatorade and your neurotypical parents don't understand why your friends on call are cheering and so they shame you for being a picky eater in front of said friends /s
Been a while since I was on tumblr!
May as well post this here too while I rework my account
The moon when upright represents deception, fear, secrets, subconscious. hidden influences, dreams, insecurity, or confusion
When reversed it means a lack of sleep, repressed emotion, error, or instability
Take my silly little dream smp head cannons
Technoblade has a glasses chain and it has beads of gold and obsidian, the obsidian is shaped as witherskulls
Technoblade has a polymorphic course on him. When extremely angry or when giving into the voices for blood, his features form a pig likeness
Jschlatt is Tubbo's dad, who abandoned him on the side of the road, where SBI found him
Ghostbur was never actually alive, he is a conduit for the dead to attach and speak through
Wilbur didn't want to be there but also desperately wanted Tommy to succeed, connecting him to the conduit but unable to do so fully, which is why ghostbur thought he was Wilbur and why we saw his personality differently than Wilbur
Connor is actually the main character, he is just a sleeper agent, gotta say a codeword to him realize he has a magical girl transformation
Ranboo actually originally came from the end dimension, where the dragon resides to reign power and destruction over the endermen. He has no memory at the time, but seeing the end portal may or may not trigger his memories.
Dream is actually similar to a gelatinous cube, if you touch him too long you make a con save. If you fail you take 6d6 damage, succeed and take 3d6 instead
Dream doesn't wear a mask, he is just a green blob o' slime wearing a sticky note
whoever told me ap calc was a good idea gatekeep gaslight girlbossed me real good
