If Dessa Banks Was A Vampire I Would Be Going Feral

I saw the template and I had to do it to ‘em.

Base under the cut

Need a spark?

all roads lead to yuri. START WALKING

had a customer named steve clark yesterday

I had the dumbest, least-canon idea of all time and had to put it in comic form. Enjoy!!

i one turn killed the final boss by getting my clones to shoot each other into her and knock her off the edge repeatedly. kind of ruins the impact of the moment but god damn is it funny after all that buildup

In Tactical Breach Wizards, what's your favorite mechanic?

Zan's time copies.

I'm sure everyone that's played the game realized this because it's fairly obvious, but Zan is fucking busted if you spend your first few perk points on getting a mana refund on the clone if it's killed in that turn, getting burst fire on the clone, and getting supporting fire on Zan himself.

Since there's so many ways for a time copy to die before your turn ends (running them into traps, into enemies on overwatch, or have them attack enemies that have retaliatory abilities like that one Chapel enemy with Slug of Justice), you can just keep sending time copies out to die, get refunds, and if they get an attack off before dying then the real Zan gets to attack for free. It's so busted against abilities like Slug of Justice that Zan was soloing half the Chapel in my playthrough with his near infinite attacks. I was so sure it would be removed for the full release after people discovered it in the beta version but I guess it was just too fun (and Zan kinda sucks compared to the other wizards without time copy cheese) to remove.

omg she rests her head on the table when she's tired

literally so fucking embarrassing to have a favorite character bc it will have you sitting there thinking things such as "omg he experiences the 5 senses" and "omg he wears clothes and feels the texture of them on his skin" and "omg he eats food and tastes it" and "omg he sleeps with his eyes closed in a bed with sheets" Like be honest should i just kill myself at this point

tactical breach wizards au where they're all dogs except rion

They have the best doorway conversations.

POV: You’re Steve Clark.