I Just Want To Talk About This Moment In The Saint Campaign, Because It Really, Really Struck Me.

How did SM get slugpup to trust them? By stabbing everything around it?

You could say that

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

Has the spug tried to teach Spearmaster anything other than wawa?

The slup has taught SM how to harmlessly play! Something SM has never really done before.

Exams have released me! And thus y'all will get a little treat. Part 1

Heheheh kek

Can we pretend that Slugpups in the night sky are like shooting stars?

Seven Red Suns: Oh my lovely messenger has returned-! …Is that a baby…?

You're a Grandpa now, Suns

It's time for bed you two; as snug as two slugs in a rug.

Uh OH Did I find pups as Spearmaster and think about it too much? You're godt damnt right I did and here are my thoughts you're forcing yourself to read. I imagine scups would be terrified of Spearmaster since he's an abomination of a slugcat, consequences of being an early purposed organism include but aren't limited to...

No mouth! Instead it's the outline of one horrifyingly, like someone opening their mouth under a mask or something tight on their face.

Absolutely skin and bones because of an unnatural way of feeding through the spear straws.

Chest hole with weird tubes showing bones because thanks pebbles :)

Dead eyes that aren't from blindness but odd genomes lacking pigment because thanks Suns :)

No mouth means no tongue to be able to groom themself with; super dirty - and bloody from thanking pebbles in person - and super unruly fur.

Can't even communicate in Scug so can't go 'Oh I'm not mean I swear!' literally can't, unless scugs got some hand motions/body language. Which Spearmaster can't even DO since he's an artificial Scug and never learned the language.

Don't forget to thank Pebbles & Sun for your local Creepypasta Slugcat!

TW: Blood

OK SPEARMASTER HAS BEEN PATHETIC FOR TOO LONG IT’S TIME TO BE COOL; I cannot let y’all forget that they’re still a mean killing machine.