James: I Think We Should Kiss.

Sirius: I mean. Severus's just standing there now.

Sirius: Waiting for me, I guess.

Sirius: But it's okay, I think he's pretty much settled down.

Remus: Settled down?

Sirius: Well, he only stabbed me once.

nah nah still too polite, FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS IF YOU BELIEVE MEN CANT BE RAPED OR ABUSED OR WEAR SKIRTS OR CRY OR ANY OF THAT SHIT, THEY ARE HUMANS NOT FUCKING ROBOTS

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

More here u are.

none of it is mine, most of the art has the signature of the artist, I don't know who made them because I found them on google.

Lily: Severus, I think we have a problem.

Severus: What, the fire?

Lily: No, the- wait, what fire?

Severus: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.

*******************Reversed Roles*****************

Severus: Lily, I think we have a problem.

Lily: What, the fire?

Severus: No, the- wait, what fire?

Lily: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.

Severus: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.

Lily: You’re too young to have enemies.

Severus: You don’t even know.

Severus: I think my guardian angel drinks.

Narcissa: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…

Bellatrix: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Narcissa: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…

Severus: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

is there any updates?

Yes! I've given a sneak peek of chapter 4 and I'll be posting (hopefully) the entirety of chapter 4 on Tuesday or Wednesday! There will definitely be a post by Wednesday, it's just a matter if I'll have it fully complete in time if not I just have to break chapter 4 into 2 parts! And I plan to post a chapter once a week on Tuesday or Wednesday!Let me know if there's anything else you'd like to know! 💙

Severus: Lily! My face is on fire!

Lily: Severus! Are you ok?!

Severus: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.

Lily: But your face is on fire.

Severus: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.