Narcissa: I'm A Nice Person, But I'm About To Start Throwing Rocks At People.

I found some wallpapers here y'all go. I don't really know who they belong to but they're amazing. I'll try and find who made them!

I JUST POSTED CHAPTER 4 PART 1

*The squad is over at Narcissa's house*

Lucius: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Narcissa: ... N-No...

Narcissa, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Lucius, motioning to her kitchen: Three, I thought!

Bellatrix: I see a-

Narcissa, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Lucius: Oh, well I-

Narcissa: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Narcissa, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Regulus: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Severus: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Narcissa: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

Narcissa: I am a woman who owns four ovens...

Narcissa, louder and way too happy: I am a woman... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Narcissa: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Lily, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Narcissa:

Lucius: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Narcissa:

Narcissa, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM A WOMAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

Lily: Yeah I'm LGBT.

Lily: cuLt leader.

Lily: God hates me personally.

Lily: cowBoy hat.

Lily: *sniffles* Trying my best.

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Severus: Yeah I'm LGBT.

Severus: cuLt leader.

Severus: God hates me personally.

Severus: cowBoy hat.

Severus: *sniffles* Trying my best.

when are you posting chapter two?

soon I promise! it will be really short though so I am sorry in advance also my Tumblr on my phone isn't working properly anymore so I will really only be able to post when I have the laptop (like I do now) and as I stated before we only have this one and my mother Is doing her schooling on it along with my sister using it to plan her birthday party so things have just been a little hectic

Severus: And what do I get out of this?

Lucius: I will give you a galleon.

Severus:: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a galleon!

Lucius: How bout two galleons?

Severus: You got yourself a deal.

Looky at what I made! ❤❤

Lily: Why are you smiling?

Severus: What? I can’t just be happy?

James: Sirius tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Sirius with a wand to Severus's head: What happens if I Avada you? Heaven?

Severus: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.