First One To Fall Asleep At The Sleepover Gets To Be The Designated Survivor 🙈

Tristin and Carmody in episode 4

Tinder but for people you wanna fight

I hope that colossal squid knows she’s a cutie patootie

The divorced ass relationship I have with LOST cannot be overstated.

Like I hate that mf but I’m also taking them to their doctor’s appointments.

@tomatojuiceinaglass tagged me to post six non selfies. Unfortunately I don’t take pictures so you get my last saves.

@starry-on-ao3 and @101goldenretrievers I thrust this upon you next.

“Hot girl summer!!”

Wrong

Morally questionable summer

I know putting Joshua Graham in shorts would make him less intimidating but the jeans have probably ripped off half of him

Evil urges (spending money)

Oh I was not asleep last night

Everyday I am defending Professor Bhaer with my life