“Hot Girl Summer!!”

I know putting Joshua Graham in shorts would make him less intimidating but the jeans have probably ripped off half of him

Tinder but for people you wanna fight

First one to fall asleep at the sleepover gets to be the designated survivor 🙈

I’m so hungry I could eat the original script of Lost where Jack dies

Oh I was not asleep last night

Everyday I am defending Professor Bhaer with my life

I cannot stop pronouncing “Conclave” as “Conk Lave”

@tomatojuiceinaglass tagged me to post six non selfies. Unfortunately I don’t take pictures so you get my last saves.

@starry-on-ao3 and @101goldenretrievers I thrust this upon you next.

I hope that colossal squid knows she’s a cutie patootie

Evil urges (spending money)