ALSO,

I felt that queen

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

No, that’s usually the one time I am mad about it. I’m patient with everything else but phones and just not checking your blindspots are my driving pet peeves. I’ll live with everything else.

Put it down. You’re driving babes. Phone is off limits, I promise you will live. Please check the lane next to you before you try to merge and run me off the fucking road, (this has happened actually I wish I was joking, worse, it was a service van and the dude didn’t even stop after nearly killing me), I would rather there be a body to find when I die and not an assorted metal chocolate box of mangled pieces of flesh, thanks.

Ideally, I wouldn’t be anywhere near a moving metal death trap when I die. That’d be real nice. But if I do, I want to be buried under a tree.

You’re gonna love it

This game seems like it’ll be fun imma play it next im going in very blind tho

Gentle reminder to not do shit while bereaved, I just burnt the shit outta my hand because I was crying to hard to pay attention to which hand was grabbing something out of the oven.

*pulling the scooby-doo mask of off bad science and gasps*

IT WAS BIAS ALL ALONG?!

Of course it was, what else could it have been? For all those who’s mothers were unfit parents, this is proof that it wasn’t you that was the problem; if mom didn’t ‘care’, she didn’t get those neural pathways, and she was just not fit to be a mom. And you deserved better.

You were never unlovable, you were just unloved. And you deserved to be loved too. It was never your fault.

Good news that we deserve 😌

I now know how to describe my dog when he sprints inside the house because the grass is wet and he doesn’t like having wet feet

Ploop ploop ploop

Bro

That’s not how this is supposed to work?????

oh hell yes. Praying on this bastards downfall. Third impeachment speed run, anyone?

Project 2025 ain't gonna roll out all at once. So what we're gonna wanna do is make passing each individual part of it as difficult as possible, so there's less to undo once we finally get this country back on the rails.

Absolutely.

Your marriage premium package? Revoked. Sorry sir. The cunt counter is closed for the next four years. Should’ve voted for Harris.

Here’s an idea: Instead of just not having sex with them, you could just divorce or breakup with them and realize you are worthy of being in a relationship with someone who not only values your life, but also who has enough brain matter to prepare for the future, and not just vote on party lines like a stupid bastard.

@dolotonglo *ringing the dinner bell once again*

Pride and Prejudice AU.

Just an excuse to draw them in regency era outfits tbh.