Latest Posts by deltaz-but-they-just-call-me-taz - Page 6

Y'know what's crazy? The stuff you come up with when daydreaming, like most of my philosophy and morals were constructed when ⟟ thought longer about sertain subject. Making stuff up in your mind that seems to make sense and googling it and being like "Wait, so,  nosebleeds ARE a sign of high blood-pressure?" And then pulling jokes and pick-up lines out of your ass like "I'll let you be one of my daddy issues tonight". Does anyone else do this, or is it just my MaDD?

What do normal peoples consciences sound like?

Forgot the word 'coloring' and said 'crayon scrubbing'

Daily dose of: me and sis :D

*Me and my sister at night listening to see if mom went back to bed*

Me: *Dramatically puts hand up to ear*

Me: *Alternating ears repetitively*

Sis: ⟟ just imagine Dolores doing that when she's alone

Me: .....Umbridge?

Sis: *slow-mo bitch face*

Sis, in ⏃ heavy Spanish accent: From ENcAntO '🤌'🤌'🤌'

Daily dose of: me and sis :D

*3AM*

Sister: Jellie died!

Me: What!

Sis: *bawling her eyes out*

Me: Okay, watch something happy- Ranboo out of context or something- and forget about it and grieve in the morning.

Sis: He lost his best friend- *bawling*

Me, panicing: Turn on some whacky kazoo music and go to sleep!

Sis: Ohh- a baby rabbit *sniffling*

Me: Yes, watch the video about the baby rabbit... and don't think about how it'll inevitably die someday-

Sis: Taz!

Me: What?! I'm soulless at this point- memento mori, baby.

Sis: Ah, here- *shows me phone*- Tango's a happy man, right?

That panic you feel when you almost accidently cast your screen to your parents TV.

Or realize you interacted with your old monitored account when you're supposed to be sleeping.

Me: *Watches Unus Annus clips*

Me: *Closes computer*

Me: *Daydream-Disassociates for three hours*

Me: *Starts crying*

My dog: Save me from this hell, she's insane-

Me, watching unus annus clips: wow, I wasn't around for this I'm really sad

me watching unus annus clips: wow i didn’t appreciate this enough in the moment

me watching unus annus clips: wow i didn’t appreciate this enough in the moment

me watching unus annus clips: wow i didn’t appreciate this enough in the moment

*Sighs* Welp, lock the doors mom. I'm on the hitlist.

Do the dance of Italy

IT'S THE DANCE OF ITALY

✨WHOA-OA-OA✨

He will- heeeeh- swim up to youu

The Gongoozlerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Family Disapointment Backstreet Boys: Tell me why. I only came here for the cake.

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

Does anyone else, after getting upset or angry, get irritated at small things?

I was cooling down from a mild argument and my sister walked by and in my head I went "I'm gonna claw your fucking eyes out" because I didn't like the pattern of her steps.

She did a weird 'walking to the tune of a song' thing, and I was ready to rip her arms off..

amen

And that's how ⟟ met your mom

answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation

I'm a maladaptive daydreamer. I like moths. I'm your stereotypical ao3 author.

reblog with two or more random facts about yourself and I'll assign you a sanders sides character :)