I Fixed My Keyboard By Removing I A R And U :D

TV: We're gonna land in the water!

Me: ..wait no mARKS AFRAID OF THE OCEAN-

My mom now thinks I'm trying to self-diagnos myself and say I have trauma because she saw my serch history- which is a bunch of rabbit hole searches about mental exoustion and extreme isolation for reasons- and I'm trying to tell her "I'm a writer" without her asking to see my writing cuz all of it's on ao3. Pray for me, atheists

amen

my school has a problem with pj pants and hats with the word "wiskey" on em

School be like; *Gasp* I see you! DRESSCODE 👹

Family Disapointment Backstreet Boys: Tell me why. I only came here for the cake.

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

So what the fuck is happening with Tommyinnit and Logan Paul?

Oh. My god.

Have I got a story for yall.

So my schools principlal(ill call her doctor umbridge cuz she makes us call her dr. Principal) didn't let us have off on Halloween and to top it off, we couldn't wear costumes. First she said cuz it was unprofentional then cuz it had smt to do w/ religion[smh] and as you could guess, all the students w/out strict parents and could afford getting dresscoded came in costumes or face paint. Over. half. the school.

There were five girls in jugglo makeup, two of em were my friends. All but E had to take theirs off and last I saw her was 5th period, so ill learn tommarrow if she survived.

All the welders wore the same thing [green buttonups] and walked around w/ their masks on like storm troopers.

There was a Repunsel.

A Reeses cup.

S was a banana.

J was a leprochaun[cuz he's ginger].

There was a genshin impact character.

Chuckie.

Boo from monsters inc.

People that just had facepaint.

So many people got dresscoded.

Several were in ISS.

Cool teachers made student take off their costumes until they left class.

One dude got suspended for not taking his off.

Me, Twelve, E, and some other dude were the last ones.

And mine is literally regular clothes so no one could catch me.

I think I won.

[I know it's petty but highschools not long enough to care]

times are pretty rough rn, I don't have much of a choice, there aren't many options left, I might have to utulize my absoluye last resort, think it's time to let my demons loose..

I think it's time to start kinning Dean Winchester.

I love this kind of brainrot

secret life brainrot

Yknow how people usually get really sad when their parents divorce, but like, on the outside too? Like they talk less don't eat as much start getting a lil bit depressed etc.etc.

I just got obnoxiously sarcastic.