I Love This Kind Of Brainrot

Why is tumblr like:

"My husbands away at war(ao3 is down)"

"I put them in a situation(turned them into horses)"

Why are we using code phrases and decoding it in the same posts?

"Yeahh, twenty-twenty-two wasn't my best year.."

"What do you mean?"

"Weeell-"

You can here my dad and grandmother in the background😭

Send this to all your favorite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃 :)))

:D

APERENTLY we arent allowed to have our phones at this church camp which is bullshit cuz if theres an emergency I'm not waiting for the teacher lady to make her way over and make some calls.

I'm either bringing my phone or a fucking gun. At least a pocket knife or some shit.

I'm not even addicted to social media. Like, yes, I like watching youtube vids and yes I like scrolling tumblr and ao3.

But, I'm mainly PHONE addicted. I'm addicted to chatting w/ my friends on Discord and listening to music and stuff in samsung fucking notes. It's moments like these that I wish I asked for a walkman sooner.

I'm not trying to be "woke" about it or anything, I get that theyre trying to "reconnect us with the lord" and shit but in todays day and age and the fact we are literally on the brink of a fucking civil war I'd prefer to have my contact device in my back pocket.

I can't find the gifs for the life of me but this made me think of the scene when Cas told them he had sex and Dean went

"..So. Did you have protection?"

And Cas was like,

"I had my angel blade."

one time in the middle of a hunt dean and cas had to hide and they have nowhere to hide but inside this one small space so they're pressed back to chest, dean on the front and cas behind him. and then dean felt something hard poking the back of his thigh and he got all blushy and said something like "oh cas, no need to get so excited," only to find out 5 mins later that it was the angel blade

What is the Gongoozler?!

Wouldn't you like to know-

The Gongoozlerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Never getting over the end of After School Special where the teacher's like, "All that matters is that you're happy, Sam. Are you happy?" and Sam says, "🥺"

When your in a different communtity and follow people from that communtity but then they follow you back and you're unsure how to guide them to your classified secondary blog without sounding rude

sam winchester, age 13, holding a cheap deck of magic cards: hey dad lemme show you some magic :)

john winchester, sweating:

Seventy. Six. Students. Got. Suspended.

Over thirty are in ISS.

Oh. My god.

Have I got a story for yall.

So my schools principlal(ill call her doctor umbridge cuz she makes us call her dr. Principal) didn't let us have off on Halloween and to top it off, we couldn't wear costumes. First she said cuz it was unprofentional then cuz it had smt to do w/ religion[smh] and as you could guess, all the students w/out strict parents and could afford getting dresscoded came in costumes or face paint. Over. half. the school.

There were five girls in jugglo makeup, two of em were my friends. All but E had to take theirs off and last I saw her was 5th period, so ill learn tommarrow if she survived.

All the welders wore the same thing [green buttonups] and walked around w/ their masks on like storm troopers.

There was a Repunsel.

A Reeses cup.

S was a banana.

J was a leprochaun[cuz he's ginger].

There was a genshin impact character.

Chuckie.

Boo from monsters inc.

People that just had facepaint.

So many people got dresscoded.

Several were in ISS.

Cool teachers made student take off their costumes until they left class.

One dude got suspended for not taking his off.

Me, Twelve, E, and some other dude were the last ones.

And mine is literally regular clothes so no one could catch me.

I think I won.

[I know it's petty but highschools not long enough to care]