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On the crystal theory, and Stolitz break up

ive seen some theorists on reddit saying that the crystal won't make a comeback, and was simply there to showcase Stolas realizing Blitz was "using" him, because if IMP was running, Blitz was probably "using" Verosika as well ( as she has one herself )

Personally, I dont think Viv would put so much attention on it, plus have Stolas sing about their relationship being a 'comfortable lie' only to abandon it. Its the most plausible way for them to officially end their relationship, and im not sure how she will showcase Stolas' 'moving on' if she doesnt break them up sexually, what do yall think

Stolas' extreme horny behavior getting explained isnt something I expected lmfao

The first time they met in decades and they start it off with tied up rough out of pocket sex. He got 1 bite to the neck and had the best nut of his life LMFAO its like Stolas is going through a second puberty in regards to his relationship with Blitz.

VIVZIEPOP GIVE STOLAS A BREAK IN SEASON 2 OF HELLUVA BOSS.

you've tortured him enough! give us Verosika, Give us fallout from Asmodeous and his relationship with Fizz, Give us Moxxie and Millies first meeting, Millies backstory, shit, bring back the fucking Cherubs

BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE, let Stolas breathe girl, hes been taking nothing but consecutive Ls this entire series. Let him chill with Via for a while. ( I'm begging in vain because we all know a "break up" with Blitz is coming☠ )

Can’t stop thinking about how Stolas went from this:

To this:

😢 like he was so crushed from the “date” with Blitz and getting rejected that he drank until he passed out on the floor 💔

He is undeniably heartbroken…..plus we saw that he is taking some kind of medication (anti-depressants?) and it isn’t the first time he’s used alcohol as a coping mechanism

It just makes me so sad 😭

"omg its creepy how Stolas LITERALLY OBSESSED over Blitz for 25 years"

They didnt interact at all in that time and Stolas was too busy trying to raise his daughter, he wasn't drooling over blitz for two full decades like lets start to get serious please. wow, Stolas held on to the one positive interaction he had as a child with a boy he likes, guess that makes him some crazy obsessed fiend. like what? get real. yall love using the "obsession" argument for any ship you dont like. He acknowledged Blitz aint happy with their current arrangement, yall good now? damn.

IM ON THE FLOOR HSHSJS

"You are showing too much sympathy/bias for Stolas , Blitz is the real victim/ Blitz is suffering to. "

erm? duh😭 I know Blitz is hurting to? but as someone who has been active in this fanbase since the pilot let me tell you around episode 6/7 is when Stolas was finally regarded as a real character and not a gag by most people. He was constantly reduced to a "horny sugar daddy" at best and an "abusive John" at worst. Like ofc he had fans but Stolas hate was everywhere and hard to avoid. I remember getting death threats and getting called a gay fetishist ( I'm lesbian lol) for supporting Stolitz around the same time ep 1 dropped. Imo Stolas is finally being seen for who he is, meanwhile Blitz has always had the sympathy of the majority of the fanbase, I know he is suffering but pls dont tell me I'm being biased when I speak on them and focusing on Stolas' misery.

Helluva boss fans when the main relationship in the show follows the main character instead of the already established straight relationship

"STOLITZ IS COMPLETELY ONE SIDED AND BLITZ HAS NO FEELINGS FOR STOLAS"

is the blitz who doesnt give a damn about stolas in the room with us right now ?

Stolas is definitely going to give that crystal to Blitz later on in the season and sever their bond and Blitz is gonna come crawling back like a little bitch. We all know it. I'm calling it.

im depressed

It's like time has barely passed

"omg its creepy how Stolas LITERALLY OBSESSED over Blitz for 25 years"

They didnt interact at all in that time and Stolas was too busy trying to raise his daughter, he wasn't drooling over blitz for two full decades like lets start to get serious please. wow, Stolas held on to the one positive interaction he had as a child with a boy he likes, guess that makes him some crazy obsessed fiend. like what? get real. yall love using the "obsession" argument for any ship you dont like. He acknowledged Blitz aint happy with their current arrangement, yall good now? damn.

Not everyone was silent when you told your jokes, Blitzo...

half the fandom rn😭😭😭

The episode has been out for only 2 hours and I'm already seeing the "Blitz doesnt like Stolas" enthusiasts here yall go again.

This is how that scene went right

My Top-20 AoT pairings

6. Pieck x Hange.

I love smart women. And even more I love smart women being together. I think, Hange’s interest in Pieck was adorable. It’s a pity that world was ending right in front of them and Pieck wasn’t as intrested, as Hange was. If it wasn’t the case, I’m sure Hange would’ve been able to win Pieck’s heart. That’s why I really want very long and very cute slow-burn fic with them (defienitely not a fic request). 

So yeah, I think they could have been great together, I’m sure Pieck was impressed by Hage’s bravery in the 132th chapter. And Hange would’ve fallen for Pieck even more after finding out how powerful and cool her titan really is. They just needed more time. 

‘If I ever find out who threw this,’ Snape whispered, ‘I shall make sure that person is expelled.’

Is this Snape’s version of “I said whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe!”

Severus is a better man than me I woulda pissed on #that mans body but he simply walked right passed it

src is 15.ai

Stoppered

“The body cannot live without the mind.” - Morpheus, The Matrix Happy belated birthday, Professor.

remember when kusuo just started throwing down with reita in the middle of the hallway before he fasted for 3 days

this but make it the trio

a gift for my best friend @zaharya who saw a rough sketch of this and begged me to draw it.

ohh i cant believe i didnt see this tweet earlier😭😭 not them implying Sev isnt already yassified

some more cookies, professor?..

Stolas : posts adorable pic, happy to see Blitz again.

Everyone : *posting copious amounts of angst*

yes i am making this my hill to die on

no im not being petty